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"What are you doing in here?"
"I'm the one remodeling your porch, genius. What's it look like?"
The look Mai gave her probably would have turned anyone else to ash, but Nobara merely stood taller and stared right back at Mai, daring her to say something else. It wasn't like she could fire her or anything, right?
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Or, Nobara is assigned a contractor job against her will, and unfortunately for her, she's gonna be working under the watchful eye of the absolute bane of her existence, Mai Zenin.
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07 Jul 2026
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"You," she points at Yuuji, "me," she redirects the finger at herself, "3,000 yen for whoever can grow a pair by the end of the day, cool?"
Yuuji considers her offer for a moment before shrugging. "Sure, why not?" As if flipping a switch, his tone shifts into a competitive one, a grin stretching across his face. "I'll kick your ass for sure!"
or, during an eventful day at their record store, yuuji and nobara bet on who can ask their crush out first. what could go wrong?
(clearly, a lot.)
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24 Jun 2026
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He gasped, trying to push himself up. His body didn’t respond the way he needed it to. And then—too late. The embarrassment came before understanding fully settled. Warmth. The loss of control. Realization hit him all at once, making his face go hot and his stomach drop. “No…” he whispered, voice immediately breaking. “No, no—”
His hands curled into fists against the floor. He tried to move, tried to fix it, tried to make it stop like that was something he could even do. But he couldn’t. And that made it worse. “Dad!” he called again, louder this time. His voice cracked. “Dad, please!”
Or: Ten-year-old Megumi is disabled and is dealing with a bunch of stuff. He has his sisters and fathers by his side, and his friend Yuji.
Series
- Part 1 of Disabled Megumi Au
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21 Jun 2026
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Beard Burn (Lost All My Senses) by pomegranatestain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
13 Apr 2025
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Peter is dramatically opposed to Johnny’s mustache. It’s huge, it hides the dimples he misses, and it’s definitely not sexy. Johnny’s determined to prove him wrong. At the very least, they’re both in for a good time.
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11 Jun 2026