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Hermione and Draco struggle with feeling alone and forgotten in places that should feel like home. They escape into worlds of their own, and like an invisible string connecting the two, end up meeting in a special place. While getting to know one another on a deeper level, conflict arises in the Wizarding World and it’s up to them to solve it before time runs out.
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Her mental wounds would always feel real, his scars may never heal. Hermione feels angrily nostalgic about Hogwarts. Draco helps her with occlumency.
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Theo and Pansy go to Florida. They have a mix of fun and murder.
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Hermione and Draco rush to deliver something important from The Grid.
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Hermione tends to her garden, and Draco helps.
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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20 Oct 2025