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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    Fantastic 4: First Steps ends a little differently.

    The Silver Surfer doesn't make it in time to stop Johnny from sacrificing himself. Both he and Galactus go through the portal, and Johnny ends up very far from home.

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    21 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    They have four fantastic powers, but they need four fantastic suits that can both keep up with them - and remain intact. Or; how we ended up with that exact shade of blue and the complications that come with accepting a new way of being.

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    21 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    There was no pain, not at first.

    There is no pain, not now.

    But Johnny was once four, Johnny was once twenty-three, Johnny is twenty-seven, and he knows to brace for it.

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    The traumatic implications of undergoing a forcible biology change via cosmic storm.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    13 Apr 2026