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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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27 Dec 2025
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Robert sets down the pregnancy test. He's aware that heats only end early due to drugs, or a knot producing a pregnancy.
For the next two weeks Robert was torn on what he should do.
Should he keep it?
Should he put it up for adoption?
Should he inform the father?
Well, Robert Robertson III couldn't bring himself to do either of those things and that's why he has a secret four-year-old son.
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Robert has secrets that he keeps from the Z-Team, like he's Mecha Man, an Omega, and well, he has a son.... and one of them might be the father.
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20 Dec 2025
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“Hold up, hold up!” Prism chuckled, handing him the orange, square-shaped cover. “You better read yours.”
“For what? I already know what it says. ‘ Flambae is amazing, and so fucking strong, and hot, and I’m a bitch! Also, he’s hot’. “
She raised a brow.
Shoulders dropping, he opened the folder, and his eyes dimmed slightly.
“ ‘Chad is the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.’
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The Z-Team get their hands on Robert’s reports about them. Flambae doesn’t like what he finds, and makes sure Robert knows.
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16 Dec 2025
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How to Avoid Your Ex During a Wedding Countdown: By Robert Robertson the Third by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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Two years after his breakup with his ex, Robert gets a wedding invitation to his friends', Janelle and Colm, special ceremony. Despite some hidden conflicts, he's willing to put things aside for them and their special day.
Problem is, that also involves seeing said ex. Yikes.
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- Part 1 of Anon's Flambert AUs!!
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15 Dec 2025
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First off, for the record, this whole accident happened because of that bitch Invisislut. It was all her fault. Flambae was simply trying to set one of his many discreet, and completely 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦, fires to gain a few extra points on the leader board (it wasn't because the store owner cheated him out of twelve bucks, fuck you) when she ruined everything.
So what if he was trying to burn down some shitty store? It wasn't like he was going to kill anyone, but nooooo, Invisigal just had to refuse to do her damn 𝘫𝘰𝘣 and follow Bobberts orders so 𝘩𝘦 had to pick up the slack and get sent to stop some stupid lab from being robbed.
Thus, leading to him getting a life-threatening virus and winding up here. In quarantine, shoulder-to-shoulder with fucking 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘯 of all people because of course the only other person he'd spread this virus to was that little fucking bitch.
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15 Dec 2025