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The lifespan of their relationship had been in question for as long as it’d existed in words. Ten years ago, she’d bet on two weeks maximum, then two months after that, another month at most.
After a precocious ten year old Tommy had innocently offered to walk her down the aisle, she’d stopped wagering altogether.
Or, Rio hints at a five year plan involving Agatha and perhaps a ring, and Agatha inelegantly spirals by way of nosy "friends" and their even nosier children.
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Agatha isn’t a keeper. She can’t trust anyone to put her in a room and not swallow the key—let alone the woman who sends her dirty texts on the daily. They’re just victims of sexual attraction, that’s all it can be.
Not to brag, but Agatha doesn’t need to do much more than walk out of her apartment in sweats to find someone willing to get on their knees for her.
Or, Rio loves Agatha, Agatha [censored] Rio, and Wanda and Jen make it their problem. (Alice brings the food and Lilia chills. Teen is there too.)
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companion accompanied by profit (or in layman's terms, friends with benefits) by goon
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
13 Jun 2021
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Regina and Emma have a best friends with benefits agreement. Those kinds of things have never gone sideways before, right?
Emma wouldn't know.
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Exactly 54 days to the fact of Lucy moving out, she’s faked married and living with her temporary spouse for a week. As she learned from those nice kids in that video Winn forced her to participate in last week: it be like that sometimes.
The BuzzFeed Married for a Week AU
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It’s totally fine, because Emma’s known about Regina’s bisexuality from the third day of their cohabitation. Regina had been dating this dud named Robin when Emma first moved in and when Emma made some stupid joke about marriage, Regina backed her up against the couch and went off on her for almost twenty minutes about heteronormativity and bi-erasure.
“My foster sister, Ruby is bisexual,” Emma had said with a shrug.
Regina had narrowed her eyes at her.
Straight girl worries she's being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes she's fallen in love with her AU