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cigarettes for teens and girls in long-dead wedding dresses by goopytomato
Fandoms: The Pigman - Paul Zindel
29 Jun 2021
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“Do you smoke, John?” She hates the fumes.
He smiles. “Kiss me.”
or, John and Lorraine continue living. It goes some semblance of smooth.
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the blackout by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
02 Jul 2025
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She tilted her head, just a little. “If you can get the generator running, I’ll blow you.”
The silence that followed in the seconds after was somehow worse than the blackout. Darcy did not blink.
Then, finally: “Though that sounds lovely,” a pause, “Unfortunately, I don’t have any fuel for it.”
Elizabeth fell back against the couch in a theatrical groan. “Useless. You’re absolutely useless.” The wine made everything funnier. And hazier. And heavier. She closed her eyes and muttered, “Actually…”
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Modern AU. Two-shot. Trapped together with a little too much wine (and perhaps too few clothes) during a blackout, Elizabeth makes some bad decisions.
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17 Dec 2025
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the warmth of a cold wedding night by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
26 May 2025
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"May I have you tonight," he plainly asked, standing in the doorway and offering no solicitations. She did not understand why the question was posed, when she had no recourse to reject him. Even if she could deny him, she was well aware her only chance of surviving this marriage depended on offering him a child.
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Married in haste after a compromise forces them together, Elizabeth attempts to survive an unwelcome marriage--one night at a time.
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17 Dec 2025
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Miss Emma Woodhouse is handsome, clever, rich, and slowly transforming into queen of the damned.
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- Part 2 of Once Upon a Hand Touch
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16 Dec 2025
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the advent(ful) season by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
06 Dec 2025
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"Miss Bennet," he said at last, very quietly, "it is fortunate that the rules of propriety spare us such games."
"Is it?" Her tone was gentle, teasing. "And what if they did not, Mr. Darcy?"
His composure showed visible strain. "If I were your husband," he said, his voice dropping lower still, "you would know precisely what I want, for I would--"
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Collection: In the spirit of the season, I will be posting a series of one shots, one of which will be selected for adaptation into a full-length story.
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16 Dec 2025
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Elizabeth once berated Mr. Darcy for not behaving in a “gentlemanlike manner.” Ever since her just reproof, he has been determined to always act like a perfect gentleman, even, or especially, within his marital bed. Gentlemen do not use obscene language to express their pleasure while carrying out their marital duties. Doing so would be an affront to his dearest, loveliest wife Elizabeth.
However, he finds this resolution harder and harder to keep as his marriage progresses.
And it is finally Elizabeth’s will that breaks him of it.
(Or, five times Darcy nearly loses control but restrains himself from talking dirty in bed, and the one time he finally lets loose, thanks to Elizabeth’s strong encouragement.)
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16 Dec 2025