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the blackout by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
02 Jul 2025
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She tilted her head, just a little. “If you can get the generator running, I’ll blow you.”
The silence that followed in the seconds after was somehow worse than the blackout. Darcy did not blink.
Then, finally: “Though that sounds lovely,” a pause, “Unfortunately, I don’t have any fuel for it.”
Elizabeth fell back against the couch in a theatrical groan. “Useless. You’re absolutely useless.” The wine made everything funnier. And hazier. And heavier. She closed her eyes and muttered, “Actually…”
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Modern AU. Two-shot. Trapped together with a little too much wine (and perhaps too few clothes) during a blackout, Elizabeth makes some bad decisions.
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17 Dec 2025
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the warmth of a cold wedding night by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
26 May 2025
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"May I have you tonight," he plainly asked, standing in the doorway and offering no solicitations. She did not understand why the question was posed, when she had no recourse to reject him. Even if she could deny him, she was well aware her only chance of surviving this marriage depended on offering him a child.
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Married in haste after a compromise forces them together, Elizabeth attempts to survive an unwelcome marriage--one night at a time.
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17 Dec 2025
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Miss Emma Woodhouse is handsome, clever, rich, and slowly transforming into queen of the damned.
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- Part 2 of Once Upon a Hand Touch
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16 Dec 2025
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the advent(ful) season by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
02 Jan 2026
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"Miss Bennet," he said at last, very quietly, "it is fortunate that the rules of propriety spare us such games."
"Is it?" Her tone was gentle, teasing. "And what if they did not, Mr. Darcy?"
His composure showed visible strain. "If I were your husband," he said, his voice dropping lower still, "you would know precisely what I want, for I would--"
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Collection: In the spirit of the season, I will be posting a series of one shots, one of which will be selected for adaptation into a full-length story.
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16 Dec 2025
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Elizabeth once berated Mr. Darcy for not behaving in a “gentlemanlike manner.” Ever since her just reproof, he has been determined to always act like a perfect gentleman, even, or especially, within his marital bed. Gentlemen do not use obscene language to express their pleasure while carrying out their marital duties. Doing so would be an affront to his dearest, loveliest wife Elizabeth.
However, he finds this resolution harder and harder to keep as his marriage progresses.
And it is finally Elizabeth’s will that breaks him of it.
(Or, five times Darcy nearly loses control but restrains himself from talking dirty in bed, and the one time he finally lets loose, thanks to Elizabeth’s strong encouragement.)
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16 Dec 2025
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Portrait of a Lady by Ralkana
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, AUSTEN Jane - Works
27 Feb 2012
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Worried about the imprudence of her marriage, Elizabeth receives reassurance from an expected source -- and an unlikely one.
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16 Dec 2025
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body and soul by tortallan (ragatil)
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1980)
29 May 2023
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Her husband holds her close to him as he gently lifts her until her feet untangle from her hem, and he can set her upon the ground. He makes as if to step away from her, to leave her on her own, but quite unconsciously Elizabeth fists her hands into the lapels of his morning jacket.
“Don’t-“ she starts, and is unable to finish. He stops trying to move. Slowly, tentatively, his hands come up to cover her own.
“Elizabeth…” Darcy says, his voice low and rumbling. Another wash of heat starts over Elizabeth, and she cannot stop herself any longer - her body presses against his as she steps onto her tiptoes to press a kiss to his mouth, holding there longer than in the church. It is the second time they have kissed.
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16 Dec 2025
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The Shrug of Unreal Wings by 221BroadwayIron
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (1995), Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
06 Feb 2021
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“Can you open your eyes?”
He shook his head, choking again. The thoughts in his mind were making his stomach churn far worse than being at sea during a storm. He couldn’t open his eyes, couldn’t, couldn’t. He was going to vomit. Or pass out. Or both. She should leave, he wanted her to— To— He needed to get out of here. He needed to get out of here.
“I believe it will help if you just open your eyes.”
“You’re— You’re going to… look at me.”
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Or, Darcy tries to escape the crowd of party-goers by fleeing to the garden. Elizabeth finds him anyways and proves to be surprisingly helpful.
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16 Dec 2025
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*A Fremione holiday rom-com*
Hermione had just sighed and picked her quill up again when the front door of the apothecary suddenly flew open, smacking the bell above it violently and letting in fat snowflakes, a gust of frigid wind, and a rather frazzled looking Fred Weasley.
“Merlin above, shut that!” she cried, desperately clutching at several sheets of parchment on the counter that were threatening to take flight.
The door closed almost immediately with a rather reserved snick considering the chaos it had admitted, at which point Hermione exhaled in relief and began restacking everything.
Once she had it back in some semblance of order, she pushed a few wayward curls out of her eyes and looked up at Fred. Annoyance turned to apprehension as she read the harried expression on his usually cheerful face; he looked about ready to be sick on his shoes.
She was just about to ask what was wrong when Fred opened his mouth and blurted out a series of words that made not one single iota of sense.
“I need you to marry me.”
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09 Dec 2025
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Hermione's expectations and hopes had been high as she entered the Burrow. And then they were quickly dashed in the face of the reality of the recuperated Fred Weasley.
Fred, forever engaging and charming, was now using his considerable charisma to try to shag any and every witch he could. Which was fine. She could begrudgingly concede that it was his right to do whatever he chose. The bigger problem was his insistence on telling everyone every detail about it. Literally, everyone. Constantly. For the entire two weeks of the Christmas break, if Fred was in the Burrow, he was smirking, laughing and banging on — and bloody on — about his many, many conquests. Not that his approximation of a smile ever met his eyes — no matter how much he laughed while detailing his many trysts.
If Molly was in the room, he would mercifully switch his language choices to a more vague innuendo, but it wasn’t so vague as to obscure his meaning. What he was getting at was always obvious. And it was painfully clear to Hermione that since she had last seen Fred, that what he had been getting in was the knickers of half the witches in Britain.
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25 Nov 2025
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Mutal Pining & Other Silly Things by KoraKwidditch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2020
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Hermione Granger has loved Fred for years, but he seems to not care a fig for her. When she's forced to move from her parents home to somewhere in Wizarding London for work, George offers his old room.
Sharing a flat with someone you have unrequited love for can be hard, especially when you accidentally walk in on them naked.
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25 Nov 2025
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“Fairly sure this has nothing to do with you, Percy.”
“It has everything to do with me, Hermione,” he argued, still pouting at her back as his glasses slowly slipped down the bridge of his nose.
She’d just announced, calmly and without preamble, that she was dating one of his brothers and had been for quite some time, but that they’d recently made it official and were making the rounds in telling his family.
Which would’ve been all well and good, except she’d picked Fred.
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24 Nov 2025
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How Harry had thought that gifting Fred Weasley a book of muggle pick-up lines for Christmas was a good idea was beyond her. Hermione knew the instant the book was unwrapped that it was a bad idea. What she wasn't prepared for was being the only one that Fred chose to test the pick-up lines on.
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24 Nov 2025
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Fred dipped his head, his lips ghosting over her ear. “Say the word friend one more time and I’m going to fuck it out of your vocabulary.”
She straightened her back, putting on an air of indifference as she eyed him speculatively. “I’d like to see you try.”
If anything, the word 'friend' doesn't even begin to encompass the relationship they have. Or the one they will have, once they get over the 'friends' bit.
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24 Nov 2025
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This Was Not Part of the Plan (But Baby, You Were a Blessing in Disguise) by sarcastic_fina
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2013
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See, the potion could not – would not – turn blue. No, because if it did, and it wouldn't, then Hermione Granger – very much unattached – would be pregnant. With a Weasley.
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24 Nov 2025
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“Are you alright?” Hermione asked Fred once she’d found a better arrangement in his lap. Trying not to interrupt a dare that had George and Angelina swapping clothing across the room, she added under her breath, “I'm sorry if I’m crushing you.”
“You’re definitely not crushing me,” Fred replied with a quiet, if slightly rueful laugh. There was a trace of tension in his voice as he spoke, and she glanced up to make sure it wasn’t a lie – because hang the game, she would get off of him if he was uncomfortable.
He didn't appear outwardly upset, but he certainly seemed jittery about something.
“Here, I can just say that I need to use the loo-“ she swung her legs sideways so her back was to his chest and made to move off of the chair when his grip around her waist tightened abruptly and she was pulled back into him.
Warm breath ghosted over the back of her neck as Fred said in a low voice that shot straight down her spine, “Hermione, I really need you not to get up right now.”
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24 Nov 2025
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FAFIL (Fucked Around and Fell In Love) by Dizzle00, LucyHyde, omniluci_estumbra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2025
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It appeared Malfoy had given her a memory of his bedroom.
Her eyes widened as her gaze locked in on the bed. But it wasn’t the size of it that had her gasping.
No.
It was the sight of herself, on his bed.
She and Malfoy to be precise.
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24 Nov 2025
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When a new marriage law binds Hermione Granger to Draco Malfoy, they agree on one simple rule: minimal contact until they can get a divorce after a year. Six months later they find themselves as Maid of Honour and best man at Luna and Blaise’s wedding in a Tuscan vineyard, where forced proximity and a fiercely competitive game night turn their truce into a battlefield.
The stakes? One bed. The loser sleeps on the floor.
As Hermione and Draco vie for the comfiest spot, their sharp words and reluctant closeness spark something neither expected. One bed in Italy might just change everything.-Or-
This is my fun, light-hearted, summery spin on the whole marriage law trope, mixed with two of my absolute favourite tropes: one bed and forced proximityBookmarked by goopytomato
17 Nov 2025
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“You know,” she says, her voice a little too tender, a little too honest, “I’ll allow you to be rude to me. Just once. Tell me how you really feel.”
He hesitates, his gaze dropping to her lips and then back to her eyes. “I don’t think you’d like it.”
“Try me.”
D/Hr Advent 2024
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17 Nov 2025
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Mission Accomplished by charingfae, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, Ivmaruva, thebreathbefore (Brookeends)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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The worst part of being on assignment with Malfoy isn't guarding Neville, living in a tent for two weeks, or traipsing through dense Scottish forest. It's that Malfoy’s an incorrigible flirt intent on driving her barmy.
So Hermione does what any good partner would do.
She flirts back.
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He grabs the sleek leather straps of her wand holster. A faint brush of knuckles along the swell of her breasts makes her breath hitch. Did he just—?
He clears his throat. “Sorry.”
Is it her imagination, or is his voice more gravelly than usual?
He pulls on her straps and tugs with all his strength. “There,” he rasps. “Nice and tight.”
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17 Nov 2025