hardhat
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- Homestuck (1)
- Death Note (Anime & Manga) (1)
- Beavis and Butt-head (1)
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Butthead is out of prison, and as he adjusts to life on the outside, he thinks about the years he had to reflect on his crime. Not much feels different. If he could go back, he wouldn't change a thing.
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The world demands change. Equius stays the same.
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The heavy cuff on his wrist was not much different from an engagement ring. From the moment that cuff had been put on with a dull click, L had promised himself to Light.
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Rick takes.
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- Part 13 of RickMorty Trash Pile
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22 Apr 2026
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True level is no joke, broh.
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03 Mar 2026
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Rick puts Morty to sleep.
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Don't think about it.
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“I think,” Morty pauses, swallows dryly, tries again: “I think we should talk about it.”
Honestly, Rick thinks they really should not talk about it. Morty has this idea that talking is the best way to cope with grief, which, if you ask Rick, is stupid. After all, who’s to say one coping mechanism is better than any other? Some people like to talk about it with close friends and loved ones, some people like to pretend it never happened, and some people like to have sex with their underage grandsons and then slam their own heads in convection ovens. Again: who’s to say?
Morty is still looking at him expectantly. Meanwhile — for some reason — they both still have the other’s limp dicks in their hands. It’s like having a relay race at the fucking deli section.
It’s the anniversary of absolutely nothing. Rick copes as best he can.