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    Red Hood’s modulated voice is bone-chilling. Nearly every sleaze-bag in Crime Alley had become accustomed to the gravely robotic nature of it. The unnatural shifts in his words and the variations in pitch being just ever so slightly off putting. Borderline uncanny, yet everyone who’s heard it knows there’s a human behind that voice. A man who choses to blow a hole through someone’s skull without so much of an afterthought.

    Though, no one had ever heard that voice scream.

    Not until tonight.

     

    Or, Red Hood is captured, Nightwing saves him and while helping him afterwards, puts the wrong puzzle pieces together and confronts him which does not go quite how he planned.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Realizing that you don’t care about sex when it’s all your friends care about is a tricky prospect. There’s a temptation to put yourself above them, to convince yourself that you’re simply too mature to be hung up on sex and dating, that you have better things to think about, like your schoolwork or your college applications or your part-time job as a licensed private investigator. That’s easy, because it lets you imagine that one day, when everyone else is as mature as you are, you’ll all care about sex a normal amount and the fact that you’ve never once imagined yourself engaging in it will be irrelevant, because everything will be as it should be.

     

     

    It’s not true, of course.

     

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    What it means to be queer and in love with your best friend when you're eighteen and nothing makes sense, least of all your feelings.

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    05 May 2024

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    In which Marinette is an oblivious idiot. And may need an eye exam. Pre-reveal, post relationship.

    Based on a discussion in the ML Writers Guild discord on the topic: what if Adrien got glasses, and Marinette didn’t recognize him?

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    24 Aug 2022

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    a meticulously curated collection of stories and images

    for your "smut-spiration"

    [WARNING: NSFW images in every chapter]

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    25 Jan 2022

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    Sam co-hosts The Great British Bake Off every year, always excited for the newest season, the desserts he'll eat. He doesn't expect to find love in the shape of tall, awkward veteran Bucky Barnes.

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    “I didn’t get that shot right,” said Nat, moving the camera, Clint holding up the boom mic, “Could you say that one more time? A little closer?”

    “Maybe play with his hair,” suggested Clint, Sam laughing.

    “Oh my god, I get it. I’ll talk to another contestant,” said Sam, Nat and Clint booing Sam as he waved goodbye to Bucky, heading over to see what Steve was up to with whatever hell he was pouring in globs into the Bundt mold.

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    12 Jan 2022