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“I’ll do it,” Harry offers brightly. No one even blinks. “I’ll do it?”
Louis sighs irritably. “Shut up,” he orders, tossing a pillow in the general direction of Harry’s face. This is a terrible time for jokes, especially Harry’s lame, old people ones.
Not that it was an old people joke. Just that most of the time Harry’s jokes consist of knock-knocks or terrible puns. The type of jokes old people like, Louis’ pretty sure. His nan always finds them hilarious when Harry tells her one.
Harry bats the pillow out of the air without even blinking. “Be reasonable, Lou,” he says in his most reasonable voice.
Louis is perfectly reasonable, thank you very much, and he’s also frustrated and upset and tired and he really wants to punch something. Maybe he should have held on to that pillow a little longer.
“You’re not gonna fucking do it,” he snaps. “That’s the last thing I need.”
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Requiem for the Dawn by ifiwasabluebird
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Larry Stylinson - Fandom
14 Jan 2024
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With the Nexovirus continuing its relentless spread across the globe, authorities are grappling with a new and alarming development. Infected individuals are now exhibiting violent and unpredictable behaviours, creating a heightened level of danger for both themselves and others.
The origins of this new symptom remain unclear, but medical professionals are working around the clock to understand the nature of this disturbing transformation. Those who were once mild-mannered have become a potential threat to public safety, raising concerns about the safety of communities everywhere.
Governments worldwide are implementing stringent measures to curb the spread of the Nexovirus. Some regions have declared states of emergency, implementing curfews and lockdowns to ensure the safety of their populations.Stay home.
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13 Nov 2024
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Being an alpha didn't feel right. Now that he is an omega, Louis still doesn't feel right but he's doing his best.
Harry is the Mayor of Cran. Louis drops his iced coffee on him during a speech.
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08 Nov 2024
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One day Louis answers Liam's phone while he is in the shower.
That's how he meets Harry, Liam's friend who moved to Italy just a while ago.
And that's how Liam loses ownership of his phone.“Do they sleep on the other side of the bed in Italy?”
He hears Harry laugh for a moment.
“I sleep right in the middle,” Harry replies. “Because no one will marry me.”
Louis bites back a little smile.
“Have you asked enough people?”
“The old lady walking her dog, just now.” Harry confirms. “She said no.”
Written for the BLFF 2024
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06 Oct 2024
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It started out jokingly, the whole ‘I can’t stand you living here’ thing. It was funny because there was a kernel of truth there; it wasn’t meant to stop being funny altogether, but they’re teetering on the edge of it these days, getting dangerously close to the point of no return. It’s not the gum wrappers, the long dark hairs, the old white man music, the dish rinsing fetish, or the random nudity that he tries to pass off as quirky free-spiritedness when, really, he just gets a twisted thrill out of parading that big dick around. It’s the combination of all of it, and the fact that it’s here, every single day, every single time Louis gets up to go for a piss or get himself a cup of tea in his own fucking kitchen.
If Harry wasn’t just as stubborn as Louis, if he didn’t get that twinkle in his eye every time he sparked a reaction, maybe his faults could’ve been forgiven. But Harry’s a fucking cunt, just like Louis, so here they are.
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Harry's been kicked out of his old flat and therefore moved into Louis, Niall, Zayn and Liam's shared flat. Being in each others space all the time drives them both insane, among other things.
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02 Oct 2024