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    "“Let’s set a goal,” he says, definite, like a death sentence. “10.000 tokens for the dildo only. 20.000 for the full experience, fake cum and all. Single bids only.”
    That’s a lot, Sylvain knows. 20.000 tokens are 1.000$, and even 500$ is too much for most if not all people on his livestream.
    Luckily, Sylvain is not most people."

    What better way to commemorate his barely-dead shithead of a father, Sylvain thinks, than to spend 0.01% of his inheritance money on the prettiest sex worker he has ever seen?

    Written for Sylvix Week 2019 - Day 3: modern au

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    17 Apr 2026

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    It was times like these when Felix almost preferred Dimitri to accompany him to the baths. At least Dimitri knew better than to annoy him when he was at his most vulnerable. Felix’s silence would have gone unnoticed, accepted even, but Sylvain was unfortunately well-versed in Felix’s non-verbal language.

    “You’ve jerked off, haven’t you?” Sylvain asked a few moments later, curious.

    “I’m not talking about this with you,” Felix replied tersely, dumping a basin of water over his head.

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    Sylvain teaches Felix about sex.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Sylvain's going to get this treaty signed if it's the last thing he does. Felix is afraid it just might be.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    [So they are acknowledging this. Dimitri freeballing in a pair of holey sweatpants has them acknowledging this. Sylvain pulls out a stool and collapses onto it. “You too, huh?”

    Felix lifts his head. “You too?” he says.

    Sylvain smiles crookedly. “Do you really not think that I am not horny for Dimitri’s dick out for twelve straight hours every day?”

    Felix blinks, and then narrows his eyes. He knows Sylvain, too. For a moment he looks like he is going to call Sylvain on his insatiable slut act, but instead he sighs. “It’s Dimitri,” he says.]

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Sylvain listened to Dimitri speak, voice soft, like he wasn’t practiced at this. Behind him, Felix glanced around the cafe until finally his eyes landed on Dimitri and he froze. That was readable, alright, and it wasn’t anything good.

    Dimitri, looking down at his mug, was none the wiser. Sylvain felt acutely nosy, but before he could think of something to say, Felix turned on his heel and marched back out of the coffee shop. The front door chimed again, and it would be like it never happened, if Sylvain could stop thinking about how it was the most emotion he’d ever seen on his face.

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    Sylvain can't look away from the two new regulars at the Songstress, and once he learns their pasts are intertwined, he doesn't try to.

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    09 Mar 2026