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Red, White and Bruised by heta_venus
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF
09 Mar 2026
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Donald Trump locks Alfred. F. Jones up in the basement of the White House Basement!!? #notclickbait #freealfred
After collapsing on live TV, Alfred F. Jones (the literal embodiment of freedom™) finds himself caged up in the White House basement by none other than his own president, Donald fucking Trump. Forced to eat nothing but cold McDonalds leftovers & off-brand Diet Coke.
Canada breaks into the White House to check up on his brother. Meanwhile, Prussia and Denmark may or may not be plotting the dumbest rescue mission in history… (maybe with some help from Russia…)
As the rest of the world holds their breath, in anticipation, waiting too see what stupid shit the USA is gonna try pull next.