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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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Bookmarked by hex_enchanting
25 Jan 2026
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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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Bookmarked by hex_enchanting
11 Jan 2026
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"Oh come on Granger, don't be such a stick in the mud. Your precious Gryffindor ex isn't hesitating to string your heart out for everyone to see. He doesn't care that you are being humiliated. He doesn't care that everyone is spreading horrible rumors about you. All I'm suggesting is to give him a bit of his own back," he paused then, his voice going softer, suggestive. "I know you have it in you, I've seen you in action. Rita Skeeter, Umbridge, Me…you don't hesitate to serve it up when someone's got it coming. And he's got it coming Granger."
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Bookmarked by hex_enchanting
07 Jan 2026
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The first time Hermione and Draco have sex, they discover a kink that they share: apparently Draco has a fascination with impregnating Hermione, and she’s just as turned on by the thought of letting him. Luckily, Malfoy Manor has plenty of room for heirs.
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Bookmarked by hex_enchanting
03 Jan 2026
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Oh, she was so wrong. And Pansy was right.
Again.
It was the small things at first, Draco chipping at her sensibilities little by little.
It started just how it was with him, when he was making her mind and body melt with his aggressive and relentless attention to her body.
Just as Pansy said, Draco loved playing the long game. And boy did he thrive in that department.Bookmarked by hex_enchanting
08 Nov 2025
