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    “Not that I’m not enjoying our banter, buddy, but word on the street is you got a problem you could use some help with,” Richie says. “What’s bugging you at two in the morning on New Year’s Eve?”

    “New Year’s Day,” Eddie corrects again.

    “New Year’s Day, then,” Richie allows.

    There’s another beat of silence before he hears Eddie sigh audibly over the phone line. "I’m thinking about leaving my wife.”

    “Why’s that?” Richie asks. He’s already hooked. He genuinely cares about all of his callers and wants to help, but something about Eddie’s got its nails in him. Honestly, he doesn’t mind all that much. It’s a nice change of pace, to feel something.

    “We don’t get along all that well,” Eddie tells him. “I… I don’t know. We don’t really have anything in common. She’s sort of controlling, I guess. And I think I might be gay, so—”

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    24 Dec 2019

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    Eddie Kasprak isn't gay. He is about to get married and live a happy married life with Myra.
    Then, his friends drag him to a male Strip Club and things go just as you'd expect them to go.

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    22 Dec 2019

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    “And what if I win all five awards?” Richie asks, swaying Eddie around the room now to music that didn’t exist, dipping him dramatically and then bringing him back up to sway him some more, “Wouldn’t it turn you on to know that your man is so successful?” He uses a voice to mock all the snobby people they’re about to meet, an obnoxious british tone.

    based on this GLORIOUS reddie fanart: https://requirings.tumblr.com/post/188869775445/this-is-why-eddie-never-comes-to-these-events

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    05 Dec 2019

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    The problem began when Eddie decided he was going to make out with Stan Uris. Make out, possibly take on some dates, maybe hook up — the details of what they’d do were still kind of up in the air, but Eddie was sure of one thing: to some degree, he was going to do Stan Uris.

    (Eddie wants to make out with Stan. Eddie doesn't actually know Stan, which poses a significant barrier on the making out front. He does know Stan's bandmate, Richie, though, and from that, he formulates a plan. Shenanigans ensue. Inspired by the music video for Shura's "What's It Gonna Be?")

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    03 Dec 2019

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    Eddie likes to fix people. Richie, surprisingly, doesn't need to be fixed.

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    Sonia Kaspbrak already doesn't like the fact that her son likes men. She'd flat out die if she laid eyes on the kind of guy Eddie tends to date: grungy, unkempt, tattooed. The kind of guys who know how to ride a skateboard and roll a joint. You know. Bad boys.

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    01 Dec 2019