hijinks_of_the_third_kind



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 59

    Dark Desires by

    Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

    26 Nov 2023

    Tags
    Summary

    A twisted encounter with the masked killer roaming in your neighborhood had you questioning your morals because as it turned out, you were more attracted to him than you let on.

    Or, in which Spencer is Ghostface.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    6,958
    Bookmarked by hijinks_of_the_third_kind

    22 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

    i should've worshipped you sooner by

    Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

    24 Mar 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    Spencer overhears his roommate, Y/n, confess her true feelings for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    367
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    8,789
    Bookmarked by hijinks_of_the_third_kind

    20 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    You'll Never Be Whole Until You Lose Control by

    Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

    16 Apr 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    (Takes place roughly 6 months after Spencer is released from prison but doesn't follow the plot of season 13. Spencer deserves one good thing to happen to him !)

    "Spencer," she whimpered my name like a prayer as my mouth pressed over her heart, teeth against her cream skin. I found solace in her embrace; the only place I felt like I truly belonged, as if the Gods had carved her body to fit perfectly into mine. The soft to the hardened lines of my form, the moon to the endless night.
    -

    Spencer Reid had all but given up on everything, until he meets Anastasia, a witch, while working on a case.

    Also posted on Wattpad!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119,559
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    371
    Bookmarks:
    129
    Hits:
    22,497
    Bookmarked by hijinks_of_the_third_kind

    19 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Splinter by

    Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

    04 Mar 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    your car breaks down in a snowstorm. a crude stranger takes you in from the cold.

    or; simon has no choice but to keep you sheltered in his cabin until the blizzard passes, whether you like it or not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,405
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    1,506
    Bookmarks:
    307
    Hits:
    25,437
    Bookmarked by hijinks_of_the_third_kind

    04 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Boots by

    Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

    27 Feb 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    "You're kind. That's a rare quality to have in this world. And it's the best thing about you."
    The words that were once meant as a compliment now remind you every day that you are not fit for this world.
    This world preys on the weak. The kind.
    It's a miracle you've made it this far. 

    "Stay on the move. Avoid crowds. Boil and filter every drop of water. Pack light. Never eat a white mushroom." 

    A survivor crosses paths with a silent man in the ruins of the world. She wasn’t looking for company, but having someone to travel with can’t hurt, right? Besides, they’re heading in the same direction, and it’s only temporary.

    But something about the man haunts our protagonist. What kind of hell did he crawl out of? What is his damage?
    And why won't he speak?

     

    (Boots playlist)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    226,873
    Chapters:
    51/51
    Comments:
    1,588
    Kudos:
    1,486
    Bookmarks:
    321
    Hits:
    52,905
    Bookmarked by hijinks_of_the_third_kind

    03 Apr 2026