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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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To the Everlasting Darkness Doom Us by JazTheBard for Philosophizes, potatoesanddreams
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
22 Sep 2020
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The War of Wrath has ended, and Eönwë holds the Silmarils. Maedhros is desperate and spurred by the Oath to reclaim them, but Maglor tries to convince him not to.
Deep within, the Oath comes face-to-face with the darkness they swore themselves to.
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28 Jul 2025
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Eru's Last Grace by starlightwalking for JazTheBard
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 May 2020
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Elros Tar-Minyatur is dead, but there is one last person he wishes to see before he leaves Arda forever.
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28 Jul 2025
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The Naming Dame was the prophetess of the Vikings. She was more than just a woman who came up with names: she Saw in the fire the Fate of the children as she Named them. Most of the time, the children brought to her were Fated to be imbeciles: big, fat brutish Vikings who would not impact society in any way at all. But sometimes the children were different.
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