humhalleIujah
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i can see how yellow would be useful, too by humhalleIujah
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
27 Sep 2024
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The thing about having a body that can withstand so much pressure is that, often, it’s easy for Logan to forget about his bodily functions until they’re a little urgent. He’s been told to keep himself on a schedule for these things- hourly bathroom breaks, scheduled meal times, the like, but fuck that. He’s a grown ass man, and he can take care of himself. He doesn’t need anyone to hold his hand; he knows when he needs to piss, and he can piss when he needs to.
(AKA Logan pissing himself and crying about it because I thought an omo fic referencing the Wolverine suit being yellow would be funny.)
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free time by puppynamjoonie (humhalleIujah)
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), ATEEZ (Band), TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
26 Mar 2022
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Between rehearsals, interviews, promotions, and countless other responsibilities, finding a day where three members of three separate boy groups are all free is near impossible. When, somehow, the stars manage to align for the trio and they all have a day off at the same time, they jump at the opportunity to see each other.
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changkyun needs help to relax. luckily, kihyun knows just what to do.
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“You know, when I imagined waking up in bed next to you as a kid, it didn’t involve you trying to kill me before I even had a chance to tell you good morning.”
Dylan definitely doesn’t think about the fact that Mikey’s apparently been thinking about sharing a bed with him since they were kids as he responds.
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you can't get in my head (i wanna see you try) by humhalleIujah for skyscraperblue
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
07 Mar 2019
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Most people's lives make sense. Like, for example, most people don't name their fish after Eminem or make bets about their friends' sex lives or hook up with their childhood rival until they can't ignore their feelings any longer.
Most people aren't Dylan Strome.
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"Shit. Shit. Shit!"
This is not at all what Namjoon had in mind when he decided to walk home tonight.Or
Namjoon ends up in deep shit after eavesdropping at 3 am on his way home
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15 Mar 2021
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a little bit of tender by DivineProjectZero for softfists
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
17 Nov 2018
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Michael’s libido seems to be interested in a lot of things that he should not be getting boners from lately.
Namely, say, the sight of Jeremy’s tearstained face, all flushed and fucked out. Like right now.
“I’ll be right back.” He evacuates to the bathroom to clean himself off and also have his crisis in peace, because what the fuck. Apparently, Michael finds Jeremy crying during sex really hot. Like, ‘gives me a boner and also possibly an orgasm’ hot.
Holy shit, Michael is a pervert. A pervert who gets turned on by making his best friend cry.
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27 Aug 2019
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Ray was a poor inner city kid who ended up going to Catholic school. Then he fell for his roommate, Gavin, and things got complicated.
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19 Aug 2019