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    “Marry me,” Rio whispers between her legs.

    Agatha barely registers what she is saying as she attempts to come down from her high.

    “Marry. Me. Agatha,” Rio states again, removing her head from between Agatha’s thighs and removing herself from her face.

    “Marry you?”

    or

    Rio and Agatha wake up in Vegas with no idea why they're married.

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    04 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    Agatha breathes in through her nose trying to calm her rage. Her therapist would be so proud right now. However the feeling against her right ass cheek brings her back to attention, eyes widening with realisation that some sick fuck is standing behind her with a boner. Disgust plasters over her face as she swiftly turns around to shove off the creep.

    It isn’t until she snaps her neck up to meet the eye of whatever perv has the audacity to touch her that she realises she is being pinned to the bar by the hottest woman she has ever laid eyes on. Brown hair slicked back into a low bun, big almond eyes and the most kissable lips Agatha has ever seen. But also a woman very clearly wearing a strap out at a dive bar on a random Wednesday night. What the fuck?

    OR two stupidly horny lesbians meet their match in a dive bar bathroom

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    26 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Rio Harkness-Vidal was going to fucking die.

    And, no, she’s not being dramatic at all. Not even in the slightest.

    She feels like a tightly coiled spring, seconds away from snapping and doing something that is definitely nowhere in the Bible.

    (Were bar bathroom quickies in the Bible?

    Rio doesn’t know. She’s never read the book.

    At this point, who the fuck cares if bar bathroom quickies were in the Bible?

    Certainly not her.)

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    05 May 2025

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    Rio’s face was already warm and sweaty from working in the early spring sun, but now her face is heated for another reason. She tries to turn away, pretend like she never saw anything, but before her mind can battle against her body and rip her eyes from this fucking bombshell, blue eyes glance her way and catch her in the act.

    “Hey!” It’s at this that Rio notices that not only is this woman prancing around in her underwear near open windows, but the window is a little cracked, making Rio able to hear this woman crystal clearly. “What do you think you’re—”

    Rio’s mouth opens to say something, anything— working really hard to not look like a fish out of water— but her wheelbarrow hits a stray rock in Lilia’s yard and she falls headfirst into the pile of literal dirt.

    — — — — —

    OR, Rio is only trying to do a favor for her godmother; the last thing she needs is one of her godmother’s eccentric neighbors parading around in her underwear. Especially when said neighbor is extremely hot.

    based on the comic by evgar_ on twitter!

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    30 Apr 2025

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    Rio Vidal is a hopeless romantic. Agatha Harkness is a womanizer who doesn't believe in love.

    So how the fuck did these two ended up in a fake relationship?

    - Or the rom-com au nobody asked, but I did it anyway

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    02 Apr 2025