iHaveAbsolutelyNoWorkEthic
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“When I win,” he hisses, “I’m going to sit on your face and drown you.”
Sonic licks his lips. Licks. His lips. “I literally cannot think of a better way to die.”
“I hate you.”
“Aw, I love you too, buddy! So… is that a yes then?”
“Against my better judgement,” Shadow heaves a heavy sigh, “yes. I accept your challenge.”
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- Part 2 of rivals with benefits
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15 Jul 2025
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Shadow shows up to Amy's annual Halloween Party in an unexpected costume.
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- Part 2 of sinadow
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14 Jul 2025
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Birthday Cards and Magic Wands by Anonymous
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
01 Jul 2025
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It's Shadow's 24th birthday!
(At least, technically, let's not go into specifics...)
And there's a 'special gift' to quote 'open in the party but not in front of anyone' from Sonic that's really captivating his mind.
I mean, what could it be?
Why so specific?
Why in a box that's so... rectangular... in a really specific way, with wrapping paper that only covers a plain coloured box with minimal advertising..?
And why did Sonic follow him to the bathroom and stand by the doorframe as be opened the gift..?"Like what you see?"
He could hardly breathe right now.Series
- Part 3 of AnonSleepy/Anon💤 (Smut addition...)
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14 Jul 2025
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“I could—”
“No.”
Sonic sighs. “You’re so stubborn. It’s like you’re allergic to doing things the easy way.”
A lifetime ago, Maria said the same thing.
Shadow overloads. Sonic helps.
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22 Feb 2025
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no patience for an estrangement by pinkchao
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
16 Feb 2025
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Sonic makes a show of dragging his feet across the carpet and feigns intense interest with the doorknob. “Does this lock?” he asks casually, twisting the hardware back and forth.
Shadow tosses his head toward the ceiling, burying his face in his hands like he’s caught in a moral dilemma. “You have thirty minutes,” he says, finally, as easily as yanking teeth with a pair of rusty pliers.
Sonic all but lunges over the desk, a spike of adrenaline shocking his heart.
“I don’t know if we’ve met,” he says, hands finding their way to Shadow’s hips like a moth to light. “But I have a reputation for being quick.”
or: Sonic returns home after two months. His immediate course of action is to get in Shadow’s pants.
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20 Feb 2025