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you can say that we're nothing, but you know the truth by i_am_impertinent
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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“I just — I need you to be my boyfriend,” Jason blurted out.
Percy didn't do drugs, but he was starting to wonder if someone had slipped an edible into his lunch. He had no other explanation for what was happening at the moment, because surely Jason hadn't said what he thought Jason had said. “Excuse me?”
Jason was definitely blushing now. “I mean — m-my fake boyfriend,” he mumbled, and pushed his silver glasses up his nose. “My dad is hosting this fancy dinner for him, his colleagues, and their spouses. And I'm kind of expected to bring someone…”
Jason Grace, the perfect, smart, athletic son of a rich businessman asks punk skater boy Percy Jackson to be his date to his dad's work dinner. Jason insists he's straight and just wants to piss off his dad, but Percy isn't so sure about that. He accepts Jason's offer and devises a plan to see if Jason is really as straight as he says he is. However, Percy's plan doesn't account for actually falling in love with Jason for real.
Inspired by a Tumblr post by diangeloisms!
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slept next to him, but I dreamt of you all summer long by i_am_impertinent
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
29 Jun 2026
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Leo comes back to Camp Half-Blood after being missing for several months. He and Jason are both over the moon to see each other again — that is, until Jason realizes Leo brought Calypso with him, and Leo learns about what Jason and Percy got up to while he was gone.
Sequel to if you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it? except this fic focuses more on Jason and Leo rather than Jason and Percy.
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- Part 2 of in the middle of the night, in my dreams
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got lovesick all over my bed by i_am_impertinent
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
18 Jun 2026
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“Alright, big guy,” Leo said, walking in with a tray full of things. “Dr. Leo is in the house.”
Frank accidentally eats dairy and his stomach is having a rough time with it. Leo finds Frank curled up in bed and tries to ease his symptoms.
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if you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it? by i_am_impertinent
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
07 Jun 2026
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“Right,” Percy choked out. “I know you can know, I just…” he took a shaky breath. “Well, now I know you like Leo, so I understand if you don't want to, uh…I mean, Annabeth just suggested I ask you because we're close, and you’re, like, attractive? Not in a weird way, um. But if you don't want to, it's okay, I just —”
“Percy,” Jason said, interrupting his friend's incoherent rambling. Percy stopped talking immediately. “What are you trying to ask?”
It took several long moments for Percy to answer. His voice was so quiet Jason almost couldn't hear it. “If we could, like, kiss.”
Percy is having trouble figuring himself out and asks Jason for help. Jason agrees.
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- Part 1 of in the middle of the night, in my dreams
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in the middle of the night, in my dreams by i_am_impertinent
Fandom The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
29 Jun 2026
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