i_steal_bones
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In one universe George Thomas made a choice that ended in his death.
In this universe, George made the same choice, but it ended a little better
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- Part 1 of Hoodwinked
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Chases-Dust-Motes doesn't want to be a brave cat of renown, and she definitely doesn't want the cat-bards to sing songs of her.
She just wants a nice calm cat-life, and to find a cosy place for her friend Sleeps-in-Sunbeams to spend the winter.
Of course, if she happens to find a very stressed Predator Two-Legs in the process, she's not going to just leave him to it...
Bookmarked by i_steal_bones
02 Jul 2026
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A Reasonable, Normal and Not at All Excessive Number of Knives by KaedweniTome
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Oct 2024
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Kiyan has acquired a lot of knives over the years, some people would say too many. But those people would be wrong, because Kiyan has very good reasons for carrying every single one his knives, and every knife has a tale.
The story of Kiyan, with the unimportant parts (that is to say, the non-knifey parts) skimmed over.
Alternatively titled "The Knife and Crimes of Kiyan of the Cats"
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02 Jul 2026
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The Tree Toss Festival by Soccerstar66 for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jul 2021
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At the Tree Toss Festival the Witchers are finally tossed a clue about their STIs (sexually transmitted immortality)
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02 Jul 2026
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a novel offer by potofsoup for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jul 2021
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Kadir doesn't understand why Merten dragged all the Manticores over to this cold keep in the north.
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02 Jul 2026
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Banditry in the Time of the White Wolf by KaedweniTome
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Mar 2024
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A company of mercenaries turned bandits decide to see what the pickings are like in the Wolflands. It's not like kings and emperors ever bothered dealing with them, so surely the Witchers won't care about a little raiding and pillaging, right?
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02 Jul 2026