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• Hairy Pot and the Inconspicuous Glob of Mold by iamtree, ThatBirdBoiiii

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  13 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Draco Malfoy/Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter Characters
  • Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  • Esmé Squalor
  • mentioned Gale (Baldur's Gate) - Character
  • Francis Mosses
  • Ed Sheeran
  • Prince Henry
  • Fiddleford H. McGucket
  • Elon Musk
  • Donald Trump
  • Mentioned Timothy Stoker
  • Mentioned Snoop Dogg - Character
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Martin Blackwood
  • Original Characters
  • Crack
  • Canon Rewrite
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • References to My Immortal
  • Co-Written
  • the dove might be dead
  • Canonical Child Abuse
  • LGBTQ Themes
  • LGBTQ Character
  • No Smut
  • Spoilers
  • obviously
  • Sassy
  • cliches
  • No Lesbians Die
  • very much crack
  • we changed almost everyone’s name
  • No regerts
  • Canon-Typical Homophobia
  • It might not be mentioned in the books
  • but this is Rowling
  • But Everyone’s Gay
  • Shitty Angst
  • Homophobic Vase
  • Stanvac
  • It sucks more than anything!
  • this isn't fanfic
  • it's foefic

  Summary

  Come join iamtree and Birdboi as they rewrite the entirety of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone.

  This is the first book in a series of two trans folks working to give dear ol' Rowling an actual reason not to like us. The entire series will aim to be rewritten page by page with new plot points, characters, cameos, and twists that are sure to keep you guessing.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Hairy Pot

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  35,981

  Chapters:

  6/17

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  11

  Hits:

  146