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I learned that love tastes good, you shoved it in my mouth by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom
08 Mar 2018
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Peter is Tony's Best Man which is terrifying on all fronts.
Wade is wearing a velvet top hat and a tuxedo because he's all about casual.Peter is dying inside because he? Has been in love with Deadpool since he's known him and Deadpool doesn't know Peter Parker exists.
Yet.
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Biellmann spin into my life by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Feb 2018
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Wade Wilson had expected to coast in this Olympics like he did his first four years ago, speed skate under the radar and not end up on the podium. He is fine thinking that until he runs into Peter Parker, practicing his program while simultaneously being quizzed on science shit. Who can land a triple toe while talking about science? Peter Parker, apparently.
So now he wants to win, which is annoying.
Anyway, now he's maybe a little obsessed with the guy and yeah, when he comes up to him while they're waiting for the Opening Ceremony to start, Wade is pretty sure that he's maybe died and gone to heaven but it's not a thing.
Until it is.
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You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
01 Nov 2017
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Ray's a hot mess and everyone leaves (those two things are only vaguely connected, they're not leaving because he's a hot mess, he's a hot mess because everyone is leaving).
And then, Ray is less of a hot mess (less of, not completely normal, not yet) and someone comes home (that someone is Brad) and then Feelings happen (yes, capital F feelings).
It's all Very Gay and Ray would be embarrassed if he didn't think he was gonna get the guy for once.
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what's your favorite color, punk? by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Oct 2017
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“What?” Wade says to one lady, “Never seen a coupla My Chemical Romance fans out in public before? Emo isn’t a choice, lady, it’s a lifestyle!”
“I’m not emo,” Negasonic complains as Wade starts humming Welcome to the Black Parade.
“Course, not, ‘sonic,” Wade agrees, “Punk, goth, whatever you are you definitely live on vampire freaks dot com.” He shoves another spoonful of mint chip in his mouth as he watches Negasonic open and close her mouth, apparently unable to think of a come back for that one. “Ah HA! If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’ kid, and you know that’s not happening!” He says as he bites down on a chocolate chip.
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- Part 2 of Wade's Bad at Feelings
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Anywhere But Here by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Generation Kill
23 Oct 2017
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James Buchanan Barnes was just trying to get through his reintegration to civilian life without becoming Bubble Boy, or a recluse, or some weird combination of the two. But then Josh Ray Person blows into his life at a VA support meeting with his stupid Elvis sunglasses and penchant for saying what he’s thinking without processing it first and drags him, kicking and screaming, out of his shell.
Josh Ray Person was a lonely mess before he dragged himself to that VA support meeting. His boyfriend was in freakin’ England and the people he kept in contact with were too far to see every day so he was stuck in a loop of home-therapy-home-therapy-home-weed dealer-home until he forced himself to get out, go to the VA meeting his therapist had kept hinting at. When he meets James, Bucky, it’s like a breath of fresh air, a new project so he latches onto him like a grabby octopus and makes him his new best friend.
Together they’re just trying to make it through the weirdness that is civilian life, one cup of coffee at a time.
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Dumpster Diving by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Oct 2017
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{Why are we hiding from Spider-Man again?}
Because we tried to kiss him, Wade thinks back, loudly, we saved him from that big mother fucker and then tried to kiss him.
{Oh, right, you got molesty and now you’re not going to take what you deserve.}
“I didn’t get molesty!” Wade yells and then he hears the sound of feel landing on the top of the dumpster and great, great asshole, you’re the actual worst thing in my life.
{Suuuuure, you didn’t! You totally didn’t pucker up and then scream like a bitch when you realized what you were doing, not at all. And I’m the worst!}
“You’re an asshole,” Wade says as the lid to the dumpster is lifted, Spider-Man’s masked face poking into the opening.
“That’s a rude thing to say to someone that you just tried to kiss,” Spider-Man says as he pushes the lid of the dumpster so that it slams against the alley wall and God dammit, he did get molesty.
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- Part 1 of Wade's Bad at Feelings
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Wooing Wade Wilson by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Oct 2017
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aka the one where Wade's targets keep getting gift wrapped by Spider-Man and Deadpool keeps being there to help rescue Peter Parker from weirdly chill villains of the week with various Avengers
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Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Oct 2017
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The morning after Wade brings Peter home from the bar is full of pancakes and shower sex (not in that order). The weeks after are full of Wade worrying and missing Peter enough that even Spider-Man can't fill the void (in every order). That is, until Peter pops back up and gives him something(s) that he's wanted since their first night together.
Featuring: Deadpool being bad at astronomy, Spider-Man being bad at feelings, Wade being bad at hiding feelings, and Peter being bad at conversational timing.Series
- Part 2 of Spideypool
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Choose your words 'cause there's no antidote by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill, Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Sep 2017
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Ray and Brad hook-up at Walt and Nate's wedding and it's the start of something.
"Oh God,” Ray mumbles into the pillow, his eyes shooting open as he tips his head just enough to see the person next to him and oh, oh, Ray went home with someone last night. Someone that apparently sets their alarm on a Saturday. “Who the fuck sets an alarm on a Saturday?” he asks, rolling onto his side and stretching, he gaze taking in the wall of muscle next to him as his back twinges slightly.
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I'm Begging for Another Ride by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
20 Sep 2017
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Brad might be good at diffusing actual bombs, but Ray's pretty good at diffusing Brad. Really, he just wanted a nap, but now he's trailing an angry Brad after being sent into the crossfire by a weapon lubing Walt (not a euphemism) and trying to get down and dirty in Iraq (definitely a euphemism).
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Laugh at Sleep that We'll Both Lose by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
09 Sep 2017
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There's only one bed in the hotel room, because of course there's only one bed. All Brad wants is a hot meal, a warm shower, and a bed to collapse into. He gets all three and then some, thanks to Ray.
Written for Day 7 of GenKill Week!
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How Long When You Tell Me to Wait for You by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
09 Sep 2017
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Ray has gotten used to the dull, empty ache of rejection where his soulmate bond lives in his brain, so why the hell is it starting to not feel empty anymore? Did he manage to make it fix itself by sheer will-power alone? Ray doesn't know, all he knows is that he's neck deep in feelings and he's over it.
Written for Day 5 of GenKill week (i'm so late I know, it's a curse)
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Brand New Moves (I wanna try them on you) by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
06 Sep 2017
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Walt comes to visit Nate, which is great, except Nate kind of wants to kiss his face. Turns out, Walt would be down for it one hundred percent.
Featuring: Inappropriate use of Marine dress blues, the stoplight system, and Nate being a Good Dom.
Written for Day 4 of GenKill Week (could also probably be considered part of Day 1 as well)
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Come Together, Come Apart by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
05 Sep 2017
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Ray puts the 'pro' in 'procrastination', and Brad puts the 'oh shit, that dude's really hot and I want to die' in college campus coffee shops. That's a thing, right? It is to Ray, who can't seem to stop looking at the guy that makes coffee and smiles like he's in a toothpaste commercial.
Written for Day 3 of Generation Kill week!
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Well I Think I'm Gonna Burn in Hell by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
04 Sep 2017
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Their battalion colors weren't the only thing on the supply truck that they lost and the heat suppressants for the Omega's of the group get blown to hell. Featuring: Ray not getting it, Omegas being antsy, and Brad on the edge of losing it. As always, if they wanted logistics they should have joined the Army.
Written for Day 2 of Generation Kill Week!
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Five times Brad wants to kiss Ray and the one time he does.
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One More Time for Second Chances by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Aug 2017
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The guy is wearing a sweater vest and button up shirt, and Wade Wilson has never been more charmed by some stranger in a gay bar in his life. Featuring: Michelle being a Good Bro, Wade refusing to take his mask off, and Peter doing his best to top from the bottom.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool
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Chrome and Paint by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant) for noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
03 Aug 2017
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The Ray and Brad painting their Humvee fic that no one asked for.
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- Part 1 of Anywhere But Here
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What really should have happened in the elevator ride in Siberia.
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Steve and Bucky comfort each other after receiving Bucky's draft notice.