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“What did you think would happen?” Crowley demanded. “If you told me? Finding the boy and stopping Armageddon was my idea from the beginning. You had to be talked into it! What did you think I was going to do if you told me you’d found him?”
“I don’t know!” Aziraphale cried. “You were very keen on killing him—perhaps I thought you would make me do it.”
“When,” Crowley said, “in the entire course of history, have I ever been able to make you do anything?”
On the last night of their lives, Crowley and Aziraphale uncover some lies and unleash some truths.
Aziraphale would give anything to go back and do it differently.
Crowley will take anything he can get.
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“Pansy?” the demon scoffed. “Pansy? Do I look like a fucking flower to you?”
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“It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”
“Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.
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It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just hooking up.
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Yuri visits his best friend. It’s the hottest week of the summer.
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In the dim, well-appointed bar on the second level of the Barcelona Princess Hotel, 24 hours after the closing events of the 2016 ISU Grand Prix Final of Figure Skating, three men, skaters all, sat at a table, swapping war stories.
Drinking and reminiscing with Yuuri, Victor, and Christophe.
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He’d rather die than admit it, but this is only the third club he’s ever been in, and the first two were while trying to track Otabek down in Spain. Not that he couldn’t go to a club if he wanted to—he’d just never wanted to. Clubs are for losers and drunks and assholes, for people like Victor who have too much money and too little sense. Or at least that’s what he thought before Otabek. But Otabek isn’t here to get shitfaced and dance. He’s the guy on the stage, the puppet master, the god ruling over the crowd. It’s different.
Eight weeks after Barcelona, Yuri visits Otabek in Almaty.
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Yuri tries to convince Otabek of the virtues of measuring one’s dick. When Otabek says no, Yuri accepts the answer with all the grace and maturity you’d expect, which is to say none whatsoever.
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It’s bad enough he has to listen to Victor and the piggy fucking in the next room, the walls at Yu-Topia Katsuki thin as they are, without the fact that the name Victor keeps moaning is his own damn name.
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Nobody had ever called JJ a shithead before. Nobody had ever said screw you to him. Those were ugly words to come from someone who looked like that.
JJ loses, and loses, and loses.
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It wasn't the first time he'd been horny after a competition. He was fifteen, he was horny all the time.
Yuri gets a world record, a gold medal, and laid. He’d had no idea having a friend could be this much fun.
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When Simon announces he’s leaving American Idol, Ryan decides the time is finally right to do something he’s been wanting to do for a long time.
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IN PROSE. Being a Ghost Fic of Christmas. By Ignaz Wisdom. (This is probably not exactly what you think it is, but it's close enough--with, I hope, some surprises.)
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Ages ago, Melodious B requested "Simon watching Ryan change."
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On the eve of his 75th birthday, Simon Cowell pens a public letter to his younger self.
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Can't remember how I discovered this, but I respectfully plead for someone to write the full, extended version of this, er, "prompt." See link below.
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A million years ago, someone gave me the prompt "candy":
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A million years ago, someone gave me the prompt: Simon and Ryan, with Ryan trying to get Simon to 'branch out'. I fucked it all up for ya:
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Ray takes a leap of faith.
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House heads to rehab. Things go pretty much as well as you'd expect.
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