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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Wey los jeroglíficos HAHHAHAHA
    CUUUUTEEEEEE

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    It's embarrassing enough that Shane wanders off his hiking trail and goes missing for two days, but thanks to Hayden's big mouth, everyone knows he was recently dumped, and they have a lot of wrong opinions about why Shane disappeared.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    Where his friend’s curls should have been on the pillow there was a shock of black hair. Instead of Roz’s familiar features he was looking at a face full of freckles, a face that he recognized easily as they had been playing against each other only hours earlier.

    Shane Hollander.

    Shane Hollander was in Ilya Rozanov’s bed.

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    Another Cliff finds out fic.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    “No, he's not,” Marley said, elbowing Ilya good-naturedly. Ilya narrowed his eyes at him, utterly baffled at the confused looks thrown his way.

    “He is,” Ilya insisted. “The first time I met him, he would not shut the fuck up about his parents’ koi fishies!”

    He was met with several stares of disbelief.

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov finds himself a captive audience to a chatty Shane Hollander, and one time Shane tries (and fails) to stay quiet around Ilya.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”

    Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.

    “What?”

    “Do you want me to commit a felony?”

    “I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”

    Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.

    “Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”

    Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.

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    16 Sep 2026