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You love your sister. You love your sister more than life itself. You are not going to wrap your ice-cold, gloved hands around her hotelier’s skinny neck and strangle him.
But sometimes you would very much like to.
[In which it turns out that Charlie's older sister/crown princess!Reader and Alastor think they hate each other, except, no, they really don't, and fluff and smut ensue.]
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15 Nov 2025
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Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want by snoopysapphic (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Mar 2024
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Your brows twitch, they knit upwards and then they furrow. A pattern. You shake your head gently and your nose brushes his. “I…” It’s pathetic the way your voice falters. You swallow the sand in your throat. “Because I can’t stand being around you.” Alastor’s hand slowly slips from the back of your neck, it slowly cups the curve of your neck. Your own hand slips down that scarf around his neck to the coat. Shuddering despite it being humid and warm, your eyes flicker between his through lidded lashes. And your jaw tightens. “I hate you.”
“Believe me, your highness.” That radio static is no longer there. And his hand pushes up to cup your cheek. “The feeling is all too mutual.”
IN WHICH the heir to the throne, firstborn daughter to the Morningstar Family, decides to pursue assisting her younger sister in her endeavor to redeem sinners after hearing the news of the extermination. At the ‘Hazbin Hotel’ she meets the infamous Radio Demon – Alastor.
title: please, please, please let me get what i want - the smiths
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11 Nov 2025
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A new psychologist starts at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, butting heads with House repeatedly. But not only that, Reed managed to twist his head around entirely. A dynamic as endearing as it was disturbing unfolded, leaving House’s coworkers in shock as someone managed to break through his walls. Equipped with sass, humor and confidence Reed piqued the man’s interest immediately.
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“A walking case study on avoidance” - Reed about House
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Edit to say this work doesn’t contain any spoilers that I’m aware of as it’s set in nowhere for I have began writing this when I was on the second episode so yeah.
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24 Sep 2025
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House is unprofessional, crass, and disenchanting. You? You're professional, kind, and well, enchanting. Not many people would have picked the two of you out as a couple destined to be together (but as House will be quick to point out... he's just sleeping with you). Still, Wilson thinks it's a love story for the ages, never mind hilarious that Greg is shacking up with someone with a background in psychiatry... but something lurks under the surface in your psyche. And House will be damned if there's a puzzle he leaves unsolved.
House MD (hate crimes MD) has been my comfort show for almost a decade now and now I'm a nurse partly because of this show (also lol the medical field is nothing like this but it is more accurate than Grey's I suppose). So now here you go it's back into this hyperfixation again. also all the titles for chapters will be from Rolling Stones songs because like. They are The Band for this show
TRIGGER WARNING: first chapter deals heavily with suicidal ideation
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04 Jan 2025
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Long Lost Sister | Sebastian Michaelis x OC by hooman_does_cosplay
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
29 May 2024
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Charlotte Phantomhive has reappeared three years after the unfortunate house fire that killed her parents and resulted in the disappearance of her brother. When she finds out news that her brother is alive and well she goes and tracks him down. However they both have many secrets they are trying to keep hidden from one another.
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01 Jan 2025