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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “What are you doing here, Kazuma?”
    It was a fair question. Ryuunosuke didn’t need Kazuma for his session; the dildo had already been chosen for that purpose. What could Kazuma do here that the dildo couldn’t? Physically, the dildo would give pleasure without needing any, it would never flag, and it wouldn’t even leave a mess to clean afterwards. It was a little bit thicker and wider than Kazuma too.

    Kazuma is determined to prove he belongs in the bedroom.

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    14 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Kazuma has been staying with Herlock and Iris after Ryunosuke and Susato went back to Japan. He hasn’t received a letter from Ryunosuke in awhile and he worries that Ryunosuke found a significant other. Suddenly Ryunosuke and Susato are back in London just in time for Christmas. Should he confess or is it too late?

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    Just a little Asoryuu fic I wanted to make for the holidays. I meant to finish it awhile ago but turns out I struggle to make short fics, this is my first one-shot so yeah…

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    05 Feb 2024

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    “What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.

    “Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.

    “That’s it? Easy?”

    “What, you want details?”

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    03 Feb 2024

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    Sasuke's a writer whose been writing the same words for years. He's tired, he's annoyed, and his money situation is...pretty messed up, even by student standards.

    Enter Naruto.

    Modern AU (College/University), Sasunaru/Narusasu. Complete! Not a birthday fic, but posted for Sasuke's birthday!

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    03 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Naruto just needs to pass dumb people math to graduate. What he doesn't need is a very distractingly hot teaching fellow who won't stop staring at him in class. What's a humanities major to do?

    Pure, self-serving, fluff and smut set in an alternate universe university setting. No one is dead. My heart can't take it. I intended for this to be a one-shot but apparently my brain will not let me just write smut, there's gotta be backstory.

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    01 Feb 2024