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    “Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…

    “Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”

    There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.

    “Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”

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    Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Martin knows how he should feel about his lot in life—terrible. He should feel terrible.

    After all, he’s trapped in a dungeon with a hungry god who will one day eat him, regardless of how either of them feel about the prospect. Martin should feel terrified and miserable as he’s slowly fattened up for the big event. He should be clawing at the walls, desperate to escape.

    There’s also quite a few things he shouldn’t be doing. He shouldn’t feel sorry for the god; he shouldn’t find him oddly sweet; he shouldn’t want to feed him.

    He should not agree when the god offers to play into his most humiliating fetishes in order to make him feel better about his impending death. (Even if he did agree, it definitely shouldn’t work.)

    And most of all, definitely he shouldn’t fall in love with the divine being that’s going to gobble him up whole. That wouldn’t make any sense at all.

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    This is a compilation of all my Logan fanfics, orginially published on Tumblr

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    Wade props his chin on his folded arms, cheek mashed against the pillow, staring at the wall like it’s the most profound artwork he’s ever seen. Really, he’s just trying to keep his voice soft, not push too hard, because he can feel Logan’s tension vibrating through the bed.

    “Listen, pal,” Wade starts carefully, the kind of careful that sounds unnatural coming out of him, “if you ever wanted to try… like, really try, the way it’s supposed to go? With someone who actually gives a damn about you having a good time, not just—” he makes a vague little wave of his hand that Logan can’t see but still feels necessary, “—using you ‘cause hey, Wolverine’s a convenient cock-sleeve? Then, uh. You know. I’d be more than happy to show you.”

    The silence stretches. Logan’s breath is hot against Wade’s skin, unmoving now, caught like he doesn’t know if he should back away or press in harder.

    Wade keeps going, softer. “Doesn’t have to be today. Doesn’t have to be tomorrow. Hell, it doesn’t have to be ever. I’m just… sayin’. If you ever want that? I’ll make it good for you. I swear I’d make it—fuck, Logan, I’d make it perfect.”

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    The one where Logan bottoms for the first time.

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