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    “It’s okay, mum. It’s okay.”

    “It’s not! I don’t have anything as it is! Our dinner is gone, and when they find out, we’ll never eat again! Against a muggle! I can’t believe it!” She sobbed.

    Peter was eying the trespasser strangely. Penny knew what he was going to do a second before he did it. “Peter, don’t –!”

    The knife went through the man’s throat.

    Mum screamed bloody murder.

     

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    Penny Pettigrew is a reincarnation, and in her heart her genre is romance. Peter Pettigrew's genre has never been romance.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    When he’s ten, Orion recognizes Slytherin’s locket in the drawing room, lost amongst other nicknacks and cursed items, knowing better than to touch it.

    He stares for a long while, wondering how he could’ve forgotten, before turning on his heel.

    He remembers the story. How can he not? But it’s fragmented and jumbled in his head, blurring with what he knows of this life and the details he does recall don’t concern him.

    There’s only so much one can remember about a book read a lifetime ago.

    Orion has no interest in getting involved.

    He’s got a life. A name. A duty to his family.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    The Others have been defeated, and Jon Snow can finally set aside duty for the shattered remnants of his family.

    Then he wakes in the Vale as seven-year-old Jon Redfort, fifteen years before the Dance, with a twin brother who looks like Daenerys and also remembers a different life.

    (Or: A study in Daemon Targaryen becoming increasingly feral about the two bastard sons he didn’t know he had.)

    (Or: Jon has two dads, and one is his twin brother who is five years younger than him. This makes sense, I swear.)

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    28 Jul 2025

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    Nothing says friendship like insisting everyone leave you alone so you can focus on your alchemy project and fix the second-floor lavatory.

    (Or: How one Slytherin stumbled into saving the wizarding world and somehow got the Black brothers to have a civil conversation.)

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    14 Jul 2025

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    09 Jul 2025

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