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The door creaked loudly and she winced, checking behind her into an empty hall to see if anyone heard. Beatrice did not even notice the lit candle by the window until she walked in and saw movement.
She reached for the knife on her hip but it wasn’t there.
Damn pajamas.
“Were you about to shoot me?” Ava asked, her hair down out of its usual form.
Oh.
“I was reaching for my dagger, actually,” Beatrice answered truthfully, pulling her robe tighter. “You frightened me.”
“I was here first, you scared me.” Ava looked her up and down, a long thing that made Beatrice skin burn. “It’s nice to know where you keep your knife though, for next time.”
; or the regency era, Jane Austen amalgamation AU
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- Part 5 of We Met on the Möbius
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The orange and yellow leaves from the two gorgeous Red Oaks in the backyard fell to the ground in true autumn fashion. It was colder this year, a storm front had blown through just a few days before Halloween and threatened to upend all her decorations in the front yard.
Her decorations, of course, began and ended with some spiderwebs and a plastic K-mart skeleton, but Ava did what she could.
;or the one where they live in a small east coast town in the 80's
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- Part 4 of We Met on the Möbius
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Beatrice stood a little taller, squaring her shoulders. “We skiff.”
“That’s hot.”
Though she didn’t laugh, Beatrice’s body relaxed, just a little. “It’s quite cold actually, especially in open waters.”
“That’s not what I meant.”
“I know it wasn’t, I was just ignoring you.” She gave Ava a small smile. “What about you, Miss America? Unless you’re the bouncy patriot who accidentally stumbled into Olympic hopeful territory?”
Ava stood as tall as she could, not expecting to have to show off that particular night. “I am bouncy, and hopeful, but definitely not by accident.” She stuck her hand out, because she felt this draw to touch Beatrice again. “Ava Silva, defender for USA Women’s Soccer.”
She took Ava’s hand tightly, a single eyebrow raised. “You’re a defender?”
;or the one where they are Olympians
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- Part 3 of We Met on the Möbius
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“Well, Ava,” Beatrice clicked her pen, “what do you have for us today?”
“Incredible story, actually,” she said and made her way to the lectern as if she had done it a million times. “I did have a great presentation ready—mind blowing, really—but I left my flash drive at my hotel, so I’m just going to wing it.”
“You’re going to…wing it?” It was the first time all day Lilith had spoken to a lecturer. “You are one of five, out of hundreds of applicants, to vie for this incredibly coveted position, and you’re going to wing it?”
“Yep!” She said with a happy clap and pressed the button to raise the projector screen. “I’m good at doing things on the fly. You could say I’m-“ she looked over her shoulder at the class, “in my element.”
;or the one where they're all chemistry professors at UCLA
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- Part 2 of We Met on the Möbius
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She waited for it, the pit in her stomach to roil from her sin of tracing the line of Ava’s jaw with her eyes, it always came. Early mornings, when pink and orange filtered through the corners of their makeshift window curtains, the sunrise glinting off a bit of drool on the corner of Ava’s lip that made her ache; drops of sweat lining her temples after an afternoon training session; all of her smiles and all of her soft, second-nature touches that would send Beatrice to her knees, door locked behind her in their tiny, leaking bathroom, begging for reprieve or repentance…
But this time, it never came.
or moments during Switzerland and after - falling in love, falling from 13 stories, falling through the ark, falling again
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- Part 1 of We Met on the Möbius
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What if we did get multiple lives, that time was on a loop with no beginning or end, and when we died we could be reborn?
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The Chronicles of Blue and Green by ireallyshouldnt_behere
Fandom Avatar: Legend of Korra, Korra - Fandom
20 Jun 2020
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These Girls Are Famous by ireallyshouldnt_behere
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
15 Dec 2019
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Your vows (In sickness and in health) by LongWindedAnswer for Morjojo
Fandoms: Warrior Nun (TV)
18 May 2023
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Chastity, Obedience, Poverty.
These are not the vows of a nun.
These are Beatrice's vows to Ava.
OR: The one where Beatrice basically owns the largest airline in the world, and she keeps meeting Ava at airports.
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We were cursed from the start (the second I let you into my heart) by Galaxiez
Fandoms: Warrior Nun (TV)
21 Aug 2020
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Ava’s friendship with Beatrice had always been easy, until it wasn’t.
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The College AU where Ava’s a mess, Beatrice is in love, Mary and Lilith like to meddle, and Camila just wants to make tea and sing kumbaya with her friends.
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- Part 1 of Our Halcyon Days
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21 Sep 2023
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From the road, Ava could only make out their broadest features: a woman in a white tank top, her muscled shoulders tanned from the sun, an axe dangling casually in one hand. She had already placed a log in front of her, and as Ava watched she lifted the axe above her head and swung it downwards in a single fluid motion, the taut muscles of her arms working so perfectly with the axe they might have all been one. The log split easily into two, as though she were cutting through paper, and the woman picked up the two halves to place them into a neat stack nearby.
“Ah,” Schaefer said, catching the line of her gaze, “That’s Beatrice. Your new neighbor. Don’t mind her too much, she’s a little… eccentric.”
Ava liked eccentric. She also liked women who looked like they could tear her in half without too much effort. She had a feeling she was going to like Beatrice a lot.
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03 Sep 2023
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Beatrice and her team at MI6 have been hunting an elusive assassin across the globe for several years. When the target is finally caught... Well, nothing is ever so simple, is it?
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15 Jun 2023
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The photo underneath the headline catches Ava's attention before she can figure out what she’s looking at. It’s a landscape shot of a lighthouse sitting atop a cliff and silhouetted against a bold sunset, its beacon lit. It looks like it’s at the end of the world, surrounded by rocks and the sea.
She frowns.
The ad is for a relief lighthouse keeper. She tentatively scrolls down to look at the duties and requirements, fully expecting to find that she’s unsuited for the job.
Except she’s kind of… perfect for it?
Unmoored, a little lost, and always impulsive, she thinks fuck it and spends the next three hours fixing her resumé, digging for her certification details, and writing an overly enthusiastic cover letter.
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11 Jun 2023