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Can I Call You Simon? by ispeakforthesharks
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Mar 2025
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"I wake up still on my couch. At first I don’t remember anything that happened last night. I stretch awkwardly, my back killing me.
I stand up and spend ten minutes searching for my phone. When I do find it, I nearly hurl it straight back across the room again.
“Fuck!” I shout.
On my home screen are three new messages from Baz Pitch."
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Simon Snow, a secondary school teacher, has been following the YouTube channel of history enthusiast, Baz Pitch. After one too many drinks, Simon messages Baz about coming to give a talk in his classroom as a guest speaker.
Simon, the nervous wreck that he is, isn't sure he's going to be able to get through this lesson unscathed.
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Hell, Most Likely by ispeakforthesharks
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Mar 2024
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Simon finally convinces Baz to let him follow when he leaves the dorm in the middle of the night.
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Based around the prompt "Where are you going?" "Hell, most likely."
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Then Why Does He Look Like Me by ispeakforthesharks
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
28 Dec 2021
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Simon gets a boyfriend during his eighth year at Watford, and Baz's jealousy is worse than it ever was with Agatha.
After spending far too long watching them, Baz realizes that Simon's new boyfriend looks similar to himself. So similar that he wonders how he never had noticed before. How Simon hasn't noticed.
Does it mean what he think it means? Is his hopeless crush not as hopeless as he thought?
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His laugh is the prettiest sound I’ve ever heard. He’s the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen. "I love him," is a thought that is suddenly in my head. I don’t know what to do with it. Should I tell him? Probably. But not right now. Not when it’ll mess up everything we’ve worked for these past few months.
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Simon struggles to say "I love you" for the first time.
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I feel the moment when my magic runs dry. When the tap doesn't turn off, but it has no more to draw from. Instead, it starts taking the next available thing; my life force. It goes so rapidly I don't have time to think about it.
I always thought I would die by Baz's hands; I always thought he'd die by mine. I'm glad I was wrong.
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If Simon had died in the battle at the White Chapel.