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    “They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
    “Rock and roll.”
    He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
    “Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”

    After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.

    (genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)

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    15 Aug 2025

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    LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
    1971 - 1995

    This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!

    PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??

    Spotify playlist:
    https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg

    (Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)

     DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.

    NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC

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    A Modern AU of Caitlyn and Vi

    What happens when two teenage enemies reunite as adults.
    Will their hate for one another continue to grow, or will new feelings blossom?

    *WARNING*
    This story contains mature subject matter that will include course language, violence (including extreme violent acts), alcohol and sexual content.

    This is not a standalone cute romance. You will endure some trauma.

    ⚠️ Major trigger warning in Chapter 9

    Part I: chapters 1-17
    Part II: chapters 18-32
    Part III: chapters 33-?

    ⚠️ Major trigger warning in Chapter 21

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Vi wanted to snap back how she’s been feeling like a wet towel all those years. How everyone around her had found their place in this world, except for her. How her little sister had to take care of her sometimes like she was some senile old lady. How that, without Powder and Ekko's almost impossibly inventive brains, she'd probably never have bounced back from the horrifying discovery of her arm having been brutally blown off.

    That she really lost more than just one part of herself during that incident, and though she'd regained her limb, Vi felt like she’d never be complete at all.

    But then she teams up with some strange and extremely uptight Enforcer.

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    aka: the AU story where Vi does survive the explosion, cause she really deserved to experience that world from S2E7
    aka 2: They meet as Pit fighter Vi and Commander(ish) Caitlyn!

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    “Your car.” Powder said, a thoughtful pout to her face. Her eyebrows raised slightly. “If you make my sister dateable, I’ll help you finish that car.”

    Caitlyn stared back at her, ears burning, at the absolutely absurd request. No one, no one on this green earth, could make the infamous disaster that was Powder’s sister dateable. It was absolutely ridiculous to think anyone would want to date the girl who insisted her birth name was Violence no matter how anyone prettied her up. It was a doomed project and she should say as much.

    “You got a deal,” she said instead.

     

     

    Teen!Caitvi but make it a 00’s romcom

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