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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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24 May 2026
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Hermione Granger is just trying to get through her fifth year with her sanity intact. Of course, with OWLs on the horizon, this was going to be a daunting task already. Throw in an international championship, foreign guests crowding her study environment, and Cho Chang going spare over the cancellation of quidditch and this is shaping up to be a year to remember for all the wrong reasons. And now she has Harry Potter looking to buddy up to her seemingly in an effort to woo Cho away from her increasing infatuation with Cedric Diggory. It's sort of cute... In fact, he's rather very cute.
Oh, bother.
A slice-of-life story in which Hermione finds love against the backdrop of the Triwizard Tournament, Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry Potter is Gryffindor's aloof seeker. Probably mostly Hermione's POV, but Harry might be mixed in later on.
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22 Jun 2025
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boy with a broken soul, heart with a gaping hole by theviolonist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2013
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In a way you're grateful that wizards do not seem to know Jesus, because if they did they would disqualify you from the messiah race in a blink.
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22 Jun 2025
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After the Storm by Clara_Midwinter, Coffee_Reveries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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Alternate Universe (partially DH compliant). Recently widowed, Harry Potter and his three children move into his best friend Hermione Granger's house by the ocean for the summer, a welcome distraction after months of grieving, following Ginny's death. Read along as Harry and his kids begin to move on after their painful loss and the dawn of new life begins, after the storm. H/Hr!
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22 Jun 2025
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you and i were meant to get love right by bellairestrella
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2025
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Padma held up a hand, stopping her. “Last time I checked, your job also included interacting with patients. Not locking yourself up in your office reading and signing off on paperwork.” She gave her best friend a scrutinizing look. “If you’re worrying about being professional in front of your crush -”
“I do not fancy Mr. Potter!” Hermione yelped, making Padma grin inwardly. She blew out a breath, then realized what she said. “I mean, I do like him, but not...I can’t like him like that.” Her voice was softer now.
Featuring two smitten dummies, their matchmaking friends and one chaotic seven year old.
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22 Jun 2025