13 Bookmarks by itszerogravity
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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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- English
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- 232,333
- Chapters:
- 55/?
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- 1
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- 3,916
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- 3,604
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24 May 2026
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Hermione Granger is just trying to get through her fifth year with her sanity intact. Of course, with OWLs on the horizon, this was going to be a daunting task already. Throw in an international championship, foreign guests crowding her study environment, and Cho Chang going spare over the cancellation of quidditch and this is shaping up to be a year to remember for all the wrong reasons. And now she has Harry Potter looking to buddy up to her seemingly in an effort to woo Cho away from her increasing infatuation with Cedric Diggory. It's sort of cute... In fact, he's rather very cute.
Oh, bother.
A slice-of-life story in which Hermione finds love against the backdrop of the Triwizard Tournament, Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry Potter is Gryffindor's aloof seeker. Probably mostly Hermione's POV, but Harry might be mixed in later on.
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- English
- Words:
- 43,667
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 151
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- 1,413
- Bookmarks:
- 476
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- 34,902
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22 Jun 2025
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boy with a broken soul, heart with a gaping hole by theviolonist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2013
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In a way you're grateful that wizards do not seem to know Jesus, because if they did they would disqualify you from the messiah race in a blink.
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22 Jun 2025
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After the Storm by Clara_Midwinter, Coffee_Reveries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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Alternate Universe (partially DH compliant). Recently widowed, Harry Potter and his three children move into his best friend Hermione Granger's house by the ocean for the summer, a welcome distraction after months of grieving, following Ginny's death. Read along as Harry and his kids begin to move on after their painful loss and the dawn of new life begins, after the storm. H/Hr!
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22 Jun 2025
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you and i were meant to get love right by bellairestrella
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2025
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Padma held up a hand, stopping her. “Last time I checked, your job also included interacting with patients. Not locking yourself up in your office reading and signing off on paperwork.” She gave her best friend a scrutinizing look. “If you’re worrying about being professional in front of your crush -”
“I do not fancy Mr. Potter!” Hermione yelped, making Padma grin inwardly. She blew out a breath, then realized what she said. “I mean, I do like him, but not...I can’t like him like that.” Her voice was softer now.
Featuring two smitten dummies, their matchmaking friends and one chaotic seven year old.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,241
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 31
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- 114
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- 14
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- 1,121
Bookmarked by itszerogravity
22 Jun 2025
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Harry is seventeen when Ron leaves and Hermione stays.
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- English
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- 5,949
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- 1/1
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- 78
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- 358
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- 52
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- 3,935
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22 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger is (mostly) a strict academic. When Harry Potter barrels into her life, he can't stay away from the girl with her head in books. Will she fall for him in one season, or is his football life too personal for her to handle?
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22 Jun 2025
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Maybe she’s not much of a princess after all.
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22 Jun 2025
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Mostly Sweat and Regret by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2025
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Hermione and Harry go to Greece to get over their respective Weasley breakups. It rains the whole time. They get drunk, have the best sex of their lives, agree never to talk about it, and go back to being friends.
Six weeks later, Hermione throws up in a Ministry hallway and realizes her mocha creamer expired over a month ago.
This is not how she planned to tell him.
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- English
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- 9,540
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 172
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- 2,383
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- 476
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22 Jun 2025
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The Augurey by La_Matrona
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
28 Apr 2020
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After the war, Harry Potter is desperate to make sure that not a single life more is ruined by Voldemort's legacy. Aided by the ever loyal Hermione Granger, he makes a decision which will forever change more than one life. An epilogue disregarding, Cursed Child inspired, Harmony romance. Cross Posted from FFN.
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- English
- Words:
- 165,254
- Chapters:
- 40/40
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- 301
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- 1,859
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- 878
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- 88,683
Bookmarked by itszerogravity
26 Sep 2020
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AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
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- Part 1 of Escape
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 309,138
- Chapters:
- 63/63
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 536
- Kudos:
- 3,150
- Bookmarks:
- 1,332
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- 181,003
Bookmarked by itszerogravity
26 Sep 2020
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if they're searching for us they'll find us side by side by anythingbutgrey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2015
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Besides, she realizes as she turns at a normal human pace, it's only Harry. She doesn't know how he found her but they've both made habits of showing up unannounced over the years. He probably just called Ron, who is slowly but surely getting used to the concept of a cell phone. She's teaching him how to text.
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26 Sep 2020
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When Persephone meets Hades, she's at her mother's flower shop.
He’s older, and he owns his own business, and she’s pretty sure he’s rich-rich. And she’s fifteen, sort of awkward, with dirt on her knees from watering the tomatoes that morning, and she’s got a Physics test in the morning she’s pretty sure she’ll fail.
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- Part 3 of Stories of Mine (myths, re-imagined)
Bookmarked by itszerogravity
26 Sep 2020