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“Welcome to the Department of Eternal Affairs,” Oscar says, monotone. “We handle soul processing, afterlife allocations, and interdimensional inquiries. If you have questions about your final destination, please refer to Form 14B. If you wish to lodge a complaint about the circumstances of your death, that would be Form 27C, though I must warn you, we have a substantial backlog."
The man in his doorway is soaking wet.
Oscar has seen every kind of death imaginable—except, apparently, the kind that isn’t supposed to happen.
OR: Oscar processes the dead. Lando isn’t. It’s a problem.
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28 Jan 2026
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When Lando asked his roommate to be his fake date for a wedding, he didn't think it was a terrible idea. When they spent a week sharing a bed after an unfortunate ceiling leak, it wasn't a big deal. When he realised he was maybe irrevocably in love with his roommate, it became a bit of a problem.
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When Oscar's roommate of three years and crush of the same amount of time asked him to be his fake date for a wedding, he thought he'd be fine. When he ended up sleeping in his bed for the better part of a week, he thought he could deal with it. When that same roommate drunkenly kissed him on a night out, it became a bit of a problem.
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27 Jan 2026
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Lando Norris必须假装自己有非常丰富的私生活，因为这样他才能睡到自己的队友。
Oscar Piastri必须假装自己对Lando的私生活毫不在意，因为这样他才能睡到自己的队友。
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24 Jan 2026
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“I bet $100 I can make Oscar the happiest fake boyfriend for a month,” he repeats, holding George’s gaze proudly.
“What… ?” Oscar asks again, his eyebrows raised in what must be his most expressive face. “Wait, what ?”
George snickers, completely gone and spilling some of his drink in the grass, before answering with a shaky, “$200 you can’t.”
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20 Jan 2026
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Oscar Piastri didn’t mean to start a school-wide scandal.
But when his “fictional” love essay goes viral across campus and the entire media, everyone thinks it’s real. Which is awkward, considering the boyfriend in question doesn’t exist. Unfortunately for Oscar, being a Piastri means his private life isn’t personal. His powerful, reputation-obsessed parents now expect to meet this perfect mystery boyfriend. And whoever Oscar dates? They better be someone who brings value to the family name.
Enter: Lando Norris. Model. Golden Boy. Media darling.
And currently, the center of a PR disaster thanks to a false dating rumor linking him to a problematic, tabloid-loving model and socialite.George, their mutual friend, sees potential when others see disaster. So he sets them up.
Oscar walks in with a plan; Lando walks in with an open mind and a quietly hopeful heart.
What begins as a mutually beneficial arrangement turns into something much messier, because falling for your fake boyfriend wasn’t part of the deal. And Oscar is very good at pretending.
Until he’s not.
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19 Jan 2026