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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Wemmbu loses a bet and now he has to make a Minecraft video wherein he attempts to do a Minecraft speedrun video with a unique penalty system for every instance of damage taken.

     

    Based on that one YouTube video by PenguinDove: Minecraft but i get RAILED every time i take damage

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    18 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Shortly after being rescued yet again by his best friend Wemmbu, Eggchan starts noticing how strange he's been acting. Barely coming out of his room, eating less, and avoiding him like the plague.. When was the last time he'd even showered?

    Eggchan wonders what he did wrong, when, in reality, Wemmbu's fighting his own demons, one that he surely can't do by himself.

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    17 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    wemmegg fuck and egg's asleep

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    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Flame decides to try out something new, it involves Wemmbu. Sure do hope nothing goes wrong!

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    30 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Distantly, he can hear the sound of somebody getting closer, stepping down into the hole. Probably Flame getting ready to kill him once and for all. He wouldn't mind going out to Flame. Killed by an honorable person, someone who deserved the title and revenge on him. Someone who for once respected him.

    Something falls into his lap- soft, landing without a sound, a hint of sweetness coming out of it. Tearing his eyes open, he finds Flame's figure right in front of him, still standing tall but weapons now drawn back.

    Craning his neck down, ignoring an uncomfortable pop, he sees a golden apple landed in his lap, shining slightly, looking so delicious and appealing. Immediately, he looks back up at Flame, giving him a questioning glare.

    "Eat it." Flame ordered, his voice annoyingly softer compared to just moments ago. When Wemmbu just blinks dumbly at him, he lets out a frustrated sigh, crouching down in front of the other male.

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    Flame takes Wemmbu home after their fight and gives him some medical aid. And probably the best sex of his life.

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    26 Apr 2026