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    @ESPN: Breaking: Ilya Rozanov has been traded to the Ottawa Centaurs.

    @hollanovtruther: who wants to bet Shane Hollander is to blame?

    Or how a high-profile trade sparks one of the greatest conspiracies in hockey history... that just so happens to be true.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”

    Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.

    Hollander.

    Doesn’t ring a bell.


    Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “You must be hungry,” Hollander says.

    “How do you know that?”

    “You have not gone grocery shopping in weeks. The last time you went to the market was last month to buy ingredients for the tuna melts and a 12-pack of ginger ale. The sourdough bread had expired two weeks ago. The canned tuna and ginger ale do not provide sufficient calories you would need per day which would be approximately 5,000. Nor would they provide the appropriate nutrients to maintain your health—”

    “Oh my God, Hollander, you are so fucking boring!” Ilya opens the door. “This is trick? Will not work on me. You are alien wearing Shane Hollander’s face. Fuck off my lawn! Go away. Or I kill you.”

    imagine that after your situationship freaks out about both of you saying each other's first names, his consciousness and memories are integrated into a HIVE MIND and now everybody in the fucking world knows all about you two.

    this is happening to my buddy, ilya rozanov

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.

    Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.

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    25 Jan 2026