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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

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    The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”

    Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?

    Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”

    “I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.

     

    ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.

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    He stops. Or freezes. Either one, really.

    Because Suguru is decidedly not alone.

    He’s hovering over a man, his dark hair loose and spilling over his face and he’s…pinning the man to his bed, one strong hand pressed over the other’s wrists.

    “Fuck,” Satoru wheezes.

    Suguru brings men home and Satoru wonders if, judging by the pangs in his chest and the sudden overwhelming urge to punt these hookups into the sun, he’s homophobic. They figure things out slowly.

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    When Suguru enrolled in the Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College, Yaga cautioned him about several things. He warned him about the dangers, about the sacrifices he would have to make, and about the life he would leave behind if he chose this path. He also warned him about the rigorous training that he would have to undergo and about the pain it would bring. He even told him everything about the early death awaiting him.

    However, he did not warn him about his new insufferable classmate.

    A canon-divergent retelling of Satoru and Suguru's relationship, from the day they met back in 2005 to wherever their story could have led them if only they had made the right choices.

    28/09/24: As they now no longer meet my standards regarding my own writing, the first few chapters of this fic will be rewritten. The story will remain unchanged, but the writing will be improved.

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    Gojo Satoru has a problem with obeying authority. He always has. Even when his clan elders ask him to attend omiai meetings, even when it’s an order.

    So when he encounters a Special Grade curse that manages to inflict its powers upon him, Satoru finds it excruciating that throughout the year that follows it — unbeknownst to anyone else — he is forced to obey the commands of the person closest to him.

    (Or: Satoru and Suguru’s relationship in their second and third years, after the events of Caesura.)

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