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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    With twenty minutes’ drive left to the cottage, Aziraphale tentatively placed his hand on Crowley’s thigh.

    Crowley exhaled at the touch, and his shoulders relaxed a fraction of an inch. He kept his eyes on the road, but he knew that this was an invitation.

    “Angel…” he said, not so much the start of a sentence as an acknowledgement.

    Temptation initiated, Aziraphale thought.

    Crowley and Aziraphale return to the cottage on a cold, rainy January evening and turn to each other for warmth...

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    05 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    The Second Coming is coming & Aziraphale & Crowley are…most certainly not. Despite their best Efforts.

    But God didn’t miraculously create no quitters.

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    05 May 2026

  3. Rec 9

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    Aziraphale suggests that Crowley, presenting as the exceptionally tempting Antonia, try a new hobby to keep out of trouble while he tries to get on with his bookkeeping. Her attempt to continue distracting him doesn't quite go as she planned. Or maybe exactly as she planned? Anyway, this is all Gleafer's fault.

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    05 May 2026

  4. Rec 29

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    “Do all wives begin their wedding nights thus?” Mary teased.

    “I cannot begin to imagine,” said Tom, gazing upon Mary as if she were the dearest and the strangest creature in the world. “But you must forgive my inexperience; I have never had a wife.”

    “You must forgive mine,” Mary said, with a smile. “I have never been a wife.”

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    03 May 2026

  5. Rec 27

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    “Rather forward of you,” Aziraphale says, perfectly calm in speech if not in thought.

    Crowley's scoff echoes down the line. “Forward? Two nights ago you rode me so hard, you'd think it was the Royal Ascot.”

    Crowley!” Aziraphale slaps a hand to his chest, even if Crowley isn’t there to see it.

    “Her Majesty the Queen herself cheering you on and everything.”

    That is… an arresting mental image.

    His Majesty, now, remember?” says Aziraphale, lightly chiding. In reality, he is just as put out by the matter. There is something so gloriously refined about a queen regnant. “Unless you're referring to—”

    Camilla? Absolutely not.” Crowley makes a noise like a piece of farm equipment that has run over a tree branch. “Hashtag not my queen.”

    “Hash… tag…?”

    Aziraphale has catalogued all the little snippets of sound that come from Crowley's mouth, and the ensuing sigh definitely falls into the “fond” category. “Just get your kit off, angel.”


    Aziraphale and Crowley have an intimate phone conversation.

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    30 Apr 2026