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Anna goes on a date with cheese breath, sorry, Dean, leaving Ruby home alone to consider why she's so upset about this date in the first place.
"In fact, Ruby wouldn't be surprised if Dan tried to have sex with her in his dumb car. That behemoth was a gas guzzler, as hideous as it was impractical, and Anna deserved way better. If Anna was going to have sex in a car, it had better be in a convertible at a deserted beach with enough wind to not get overheated but enough sunshine to stay warm, followed by a well-planned nap and picnic. Specifically, Ruby's convertible and Ruby's well-planned nap and picnic. It suddenly occurred to Ruby that she might be drunker than she originally anticipated. She and Anna had been best friends for years, ever since they roomed together in college. Ruby was not having sexual thoughts about Anna, especially while she was probably having sex with cheese breath. It just wasn't happening."