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    "So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"

    Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"

    "Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."

    Logan blinks. "Oh."

    (In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)

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    There’s something about the mundane that wrestles with Logan’s mind far more than violence ever has. He’s already proven to himself that he can be a hero. Now it’s time to prove he can once again be someone worthy of trust on a far more personal level.
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    Or, Logan and Wade's bumpy road to domesticity.

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    17 Sep 2024

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    "I'll probably see you around?"

    "Probably not," Logan says, something in his spine still shaking even now, and Wade looks at him with those huge dark eyes that look--hurt, maybe, heartbroken, and Logan knows he has to get up and leave before he can't.

    Each step is agony increasing, the thing in his spine trembling ever-harder and then Wade calls his name and he stops, turns, sees those eyes again; pleading, desperate.

    A rush of emotion slams into his hindbrain, it feels half foreign and half his own; don't do this can't do this without you please stay please stay stay stay stay let me stay stay stay

    "Come home with me," Wade blurts out, and Logan finds that he's taken steps toward Wade without realizing it, closing the yawning gap between them, and the thing in his spine relaxes just a little.

    "Okay," he says.

    (In which something very interesting happens underneath the Time Ripper, and Wade and Logan deal with the aftermath.)

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    08 Sep 2024

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    In which Wade and Logan and their variants are being hunted down by a hater from the Void and are thus tasked with hunting the hater back. Weirdly, all of their other variants are dating each other in their respective timelines. Does that seem meaningful to anybody else?

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    29 Aug 2024

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    It's been too long. His brain is full of static, his body tight and miserable.

    Wade is fucking jonesing for another one of their games.

    "Whaddya say, big boy?" he wheedles. "A midnight run through the state park? You grab me and have your filthy way with me and then we get teriyaki? Then maybe you have your filthy way with me again?"

    Logan flashes a smile. "You really know how to woo a guy, don't you, Red?"

    "Helps when the guy has very, very simple needs," Wade teases, and Logan's eyes shine dark even as his teeth still smile.

    (In which Wade Wilson's coping mechanisms are normal and work great, thank you very much.)

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    24 Aug 2024