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    “Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”

    Derek laughs.

    “I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”

    “I do our taxes,” Derek says.

    “We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”

    “I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”

    “That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”

    “Please stop talking about your colon.”

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    12 Dec 2016

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    Sterek, unfinished so far, OC's that are wonderful, makes me feel hopeful and happy.

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    Louis just got back from a three week assignment yesterday and today was only supposed to be paperwork he needs to do to finish that up, before he was going to leave early and enjoy the weekend. And then Zayn, the traitor, emailed him about a bloke who was rumoured to have found a dragon egg and apparently live tweeting the whole thing.

    Now. There are a lot of kids on twitter who tweet about dragon eggs they’ve found. A lot. But ninety-nine point nine percent of those tweets are about eggs that are not dragon eggs, whether the kids tweeting know that or not.

    The only reason that Louis allows for that point-one percent chance that someone could be tweeting about an actual dragon egg is that, well, someone could. Weird things happen all the time.

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    11 Apr 2016

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    Dragons, baking and cats. Super cute and beautiful and well written. Makes me want to move to this tiny town in Wales.

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    13 Feb 2016

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    He’s completely drenched, not one millimetre of him not covered in rain, and the old sheepskin cover over the seat is probably going to stink afterwards from the damp. But even with what seems to be a constant tremor shaking his body, brown hair plastered to his forehead, and a blue tinge to his skin, he’s still probably the most gorgeous person that Harry has ever seen.

    Or, Harry picks up a hitchhiker in Oxford, and it's a long ride to Glasgow.

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    18 Feb 2015

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    Hitchiker Louis, road trip, car sex.

  5. Rec 53

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    “At least be clean about it! These suits weren't cheap!”

    “Shut up.”

    “I will not! You're not the one who does the laundry, Harold!”

    “Dry clean 'em”

    “Yes Harry. I'm going to send two suits drenched in blood to the dry cleaners. That's not suspicious at all!"

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    Harry's a serial killer and Louis puts up with him.

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    05 Feb 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Murderer Harry. Some slapping, light choking, rough kinda unlubricated anal sex. They hate each other as much as they love each other.