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    "Belly, look, in all seriousness," he says, catching his breath but still grinning, "you can't hire an escort. I can’t believe Agnes actually suggested that."

    My eyes widen. "Oh my god, Conrad, no! She wasn't suggesting I hire an escort. She was suggesting..."

    The words die in my throat. I trail off, looking at him—really looking at him—and realise there is no version of reality where I can comfortably say, 'She was suggesting you pretend to be my fake boyfriend so I can trick my ex into thinking I'm dating a brilliant, brooding Stanford doctor.'

    "What?" Conrad asks, his smile softening into something more curious, more focused.

    "What'd I miss?" Agnes’s voice cuts through the air as she slides back into the booth, drink in hand, sounding way too cheerful for someone who just abandoned her post. She looks between us, her eyebrows practically reaching her hairline when she sees how close we’re sitting.

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    Or, an AU fic loosely based on The Wedding Date, featuring a scheming Agnes and a Conrad who's secretly been harbouring a crush on (a completely oblivious) Belly for the past six months.

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    29 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    What if Conrad didn’t go to Paris first, and instead, Belly was the one who crossed the ocean to find him?

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    20 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Hey," Conrad murmured.

    He reached out, his hand instantly finding the small of Belly's back, his thumb rubbing a soothing circle through her sundress. "You look incredible."

    "Hmmm," Belly said, her spatula hovering mid-air like a weapon. "Why do you look like you just committed a white-collar crime?"

    He sighed, "Don't scream."

    "That is the worst possible opening line. What did you do?"

    "I forgot the bouncy house," he whispered.

    Belly froze. The spatula slipped from her fingers, clattering onto the cutting board with a dull, tragic thud.

    "YOU WHAT?!"

     

    Conrad forgets to order the one thing his son requested for his 5th birthday; a bouncy house.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    So maybe they are having mega hot sex multiple times a week. Belly is still pretty sure it's casual.

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Oh, he's fucking dead meat. Nobody ruins my son's snack privileges."

    Belly and Conrad attend their 4-year-old's field day.

    Let's just say, they get very competitive.

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    22 Jun 2026