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    Vash the Stampede is a vampire - He's the vampire, the First, and he's been running from the ghosts of his past for so long he's forgotten what it feels like to stand still.

    Nicholas D. Wolfwood is an Eye of Michael, a hunter-priest, the right hand of God in the wasteland, who's long since given up his own sense of humanity to rid the world of what goes bump in the night.

    They're the unlikeliest pair No Man's Land has ever seen.

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    If you like: vampires, sacrilegious metaphors, guys who suck at talking about their feelings, gay sex, and Vashwood experiencing Real Dire Situations have I got the piece for you!

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    01 Feb 2026

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    “What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.

    “Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”

    A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Neither Sophie nor Howl do well with change. Luckily, Sophie has a plan. Sort of book verse, sort of movie verse.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    There are small things to be noticed, if you know to look, that make Vash just a little less human.

     

    (Or, Wolfwood warms up to the parts of Vash that aren’t quite human.)

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    05 May 2025

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    “Doesn’t have to be that way, you know,” Wolfwood says instead, because he’s an idiot with no impulse control. “Pleasure can be reciprocated.”

    “Ah.” Vash smiles, sheepish. “I don’t need it to be.”

    “But do you want it?”

    Vash considers that, the revelation that he could possibly ever want something and be granted it. In the end, he shakes his head. “It doesn’t matter. I’m not asking somebody to do that.”

    “And if they offered?”

    "Are you offering?"

    Vash wants to help people however he can, including getting them off, but they never return the favor. Wolfwood changes that.

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    05 May 2025