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    From the moment Michael and Penelope meet, they feel an instant connection. All they have to do is fall in love and live happily ever after.

    Easy, right?

    Well except that they’re both destined to be unloved. One is a dejected fuck boy looking for a marriage of convenience to ease his guilt, the other is an unwanted wallflower turned forgotten spinster who wants nothing to do with marriage, they’ve both declared that they’re in love with other people, Penelope’s mother insists she become her caretaker, they can’t communicate for shit…

    Oh, and as soon as we get to the good parts 🔥 Colin shows up.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “I am so going to regret asking, but—what exactly are you getting at, Blair?”

    Blair takes a deep breath, sitting up straight, and lets it all come out in a rush: “Come with me to Paris and pretend to be my boyfriend.”

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    14 Nov 2024

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    What's a little harmless kissing between friends.......right?

    aka Beth and Rio are friends in college who decide to kiss. For fun. But both of them secretly want more. Too bad they're idiots!

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    18 Sep 2024

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    “No way you think you know her best. I mean I know y’all are tight, but shit, I live with this woman. I know her inside out. I know all her dirty little secrets.”

    Beth gawks at that. “What dirty little secrets?”

    “Fine, let’s do this,” Annie says, ignoring Beth’s outrage to sit up straight. “Twenty questions. Winner gets to make the profile and find her a date.”

    Rio’s eyes gleam at that, and he immediately moves to shake Annie’s hand.

     

    y'all ready for a fluffy roommates!AU in which 29 y/o beth's favorite coping mechanism is casual sex w/ strangers and rio is too invested in his protein source of choice that accidentally grew into... over 40k of brio angst? bc im not

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    18 Sep 2024

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    “This is the last time,” she says with a soft whine. 

    His hand wanders until his fingers slide beneath her leggings to cup bare skin, before responding with a soft squeeze. “Uh-huh.”

    “I’m serious.”

    She wants to mean it, but her tone is all wrong and she’s not quick enough to swallow the shiver that slips out of her when his stubble grazes the side of her neck. 

    His other hand rises to cup her jaw, fingers curling around her neck to hold her still. When his lips move over hers they’re warm and wet.

    “I thought Tuesday was the last time?”

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    18 Sep 2024