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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Jay knows that Matt can be mean, he’s experienced it first hand. But there’s something else Jay has noticed in Matt that he can’t quite describe.

    Sometimes, on rare occasions, usually after hours of riffing and improvisation, Matt will start going down a particular path. The path starts with usual banter, then quickly devolves into violent fantasy. It always ends the same, Matt heavy breathing, excusing himself and leaving the room for a few minutes, then jumping back into skits and bits as if nothing happened. Leaving Jay wondering, yet again, if he’d just been imagining things.

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    14 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    “We don’t have to be drunk, you know.”

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    10 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    “My mind is a black box, even to myself.” He shrugs.
    “You’d tell me though, if something was super fucked up?” Jay says, letting go of him.
    “You know me, man. If something was even a little fucked up, you think I’d shut up about it?”
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    Matt comes to a realization, makes a plan, and Jay doesn't really notice at first.

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    10 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    ntbts/mjcu nsfw art dump

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    10 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    “I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
    “Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
    “I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”

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    Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.

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    10 May 2026