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They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can't leave Draco alone.
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28 Aug 2025
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In Which Harry is Magnetic North and Draco Is An Idiot by bryoneybrynn for winterstorrm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2014
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For as long as he can remember, Draco’s been bringing fake dates to his family’s annual Yuletide celebration in order to evade his mother’s matchmaking. This year, Potter’s posing as his pretend boyfriend. But as the party gets underway, it gets unclear who’s playing who, who’s pretending what, who’s not pretending at all, and what the game really is. Confused? Yeah, so is Draco…
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01 Aug 2025
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If you were to ask Harry, he couldn't say when or why it happened, but he would be able to tell you exactly how he fell in love with Draco Malfoy. It all started in a curious little bookshop, on a small side street off Diagon Alley...
No one could have anticipated what would follow, but Harry wouldn’t trade a single second for all the treasure in Gringotts.
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21 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy: Cockologist by thecouchsofa for unfamiliar_geckos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2025
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A tattoo appears on the body of every witch or wizard on their eighteenth birthday, showing the greatest passion of their soulmate.
The spurting cock that spans the left side of Harry’s ribcage is, unfortunately, very real and not a joke.
On the bright side: at least his soulmate probably has a sense of humour.
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13 Jul 2025
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Ever since Scorpius heard about Harry Potter for the first time from one of his friends, one could say that he was his biggest fan.
So naturally, it would be the thing he needs to talk about while visiting his grandparents for Sunday dinner.
Draco's father could not hold back the comments on why he had to go through this again, and Scorpius understood just enough to know that his father actually knew Harry Potter in person. That's when the pestering started.
Not much later and Draco found himself face to face with Potter, all thanks to his son.
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13 Jul 2025