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Last, the woman who haunted her dreams. No, not dreams, nightmares. She didn’t dream of Agatha Harkness. That’d be impossible because Rio felt no rage course through her bloodstream like the rage she felt for Agatha fucking Harkness. Where Jen was cruel, Agatha was vicious. Not because she tortured Rio at school, but because she was most unfortunately Rio’s first love. It made her sick to think about now, her first everything was with Agatha under the dark cover of those bleachers next to the football field. Her first kiss was underneath those bleachers with Agatha, her first time, her first heartbreak. All the while, Agatha hung off the arm of some perfect jock because of course she fucking did.
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Rio Vidal moves back to her hometown of Westview after 20yrs and has to face her high school sweetheart (and the bane of her existence) Agatha Harkness.
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- Part 1 of Well I Wonder
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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31 Dec 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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31 Dec 2024
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“Friends do not do what you and Rio did. And you and I certainly never have.”
“Me and Rio had—” Agatha pauses, her eyes sliding over to Teen, who has stolen one of her gelt and is nibbling on it, “—s-e-x one time. And then decided to be friends. Just friends. And have been friends ever since.”
"I’m seventeen,” Says Teen tiredly, “I know how to spell sex."
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Or, after having sex once (or like three times, but who's counting, definitely not Agatha) Agatha and Rio decide to be friends. Just friends. They are amazing at it, obviously.
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- Part 2 of the neighbor's blessed burden
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