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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Peter Spankoffski’s life is boring and routine and he’s okay with that. Mostly.
    Until, one morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (He just doesn't know that part yet. Shhhh.)
    And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
    And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
    And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (By this point he’s figuring that one out. Good for him!)

    (Alternatively Titled: Pete gets stuck in a time loop. It’s just not, necessarily, his time loop.)

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    22 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Max Jägerman never stops the bullet. (Or, at least, he doesn't catch it. Because, well, that's so boring, isn't it? What, he just catches it? Before anything fun and spectacularly bloody happens? No, no, no that won't do.)

    Stephanie Lauter just happens to be a piss poor shot. (There, that's better.)

     

    (Alternatively titled: What if Steph still shot Pete, but totally fucked it up)

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    22 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Ted’s little brother was born halfway through his senior year of high school. They’d lived under the same roof for about four months, and then Ted had moved out for college and never came back (at least for longer than a semester break).
    And, well, he had sort of just assumed everything stayed the same after he moved out. That their parents had kept up all of Ted’s childhood traditions; done it all over again with his shiny new replacement.
    He’s starting to realize, probably fifteen years too late, that isn’t the case, and it’s not a… comforting thought.
    The idea that Ted had gotten their parents at their best.

    (Alternatively titled: Ted realizes Pete has youngest-sibling-trauma and does almost nothing about it… Merry A-Full-Two-Months-After-Christmas!)

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    22 May 2025

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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    22 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Charlotte gets sick, and figures some things out in the process.

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    21 May 2025