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    Fortunately, Ava takes that moment to disengage from the silver-haired man and approach Bucky’s position. She turns off her comms, positions herself right beside him, and says, “There. Extremely boring mingling done.”

    She was baiting him. Bucky knows it. Yet it didn’t stop him from replying, “Didn’t look like you were bored with him from where I’m standing.”

    Ava turns to him and boasts, over the rim of her glass, “That’s because I’m fucking great at recon.”

    “Recon my ass.”

    She laughs. “Language, Sergeant. Anyway, I don’t know what you’re so pissy about. I’m merely doing what Yelena taught me, and, well, if I so happen to enjoy Rutger’s extremely well-defined arms and very big, very manly hands in the process, well. That’s just between dear Rutger and me, isn’t it?”

    Bucky glares at her audacity for a few seconds, leans closer, and says, “Careful. Keep talking like that, and you’re going to get yourself in a lot of trouble.”

    “Jealous, Mr. Barnes?”

    Furious, Mrs. Barnes.”

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    Office sex with your boss.

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    Two lesbian roommates use strap-ons simultaneously on the third roommate.

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    This document is the culmination of years (fine, three weeks) of close observation, field notes, and involuntary participation in James Buchanan Barnes’ Rude Acts of Heroic Manhandling as well as his chronic suffering of Ava-Related Softness Syndrome (ARSS). It is funded by emotional damage, powered by spite, and formatted with unbelievable degrees of pettiness.

    This paper aims to shed light on the wildly uneven distribution of his physical and emotional chaos when it comes to the government-recognized members of the New Avengers. And Bob. But mostly those in active duty, namely us.

    What you are about to see is 100% accurate, unbiased, and peer-reviewed. You may interpret “peer-reviewed” loosely since said peers are mostly contributors to this document. Who may or may not have also chosen to write and/or contribute to this instead of doing twenty official reports.

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    “Nope. I would still want to bend you over even if you had your cookie monster pants on.”

    “You’re so weird.”

    “Mmm, I love it when you talk dirty to me.” Steve giggles and wiggles behind her back, sliding his hand behind her waist and presses his lips to the side of her neck. He kisses her pulse and pinches her hips causing Natasha to jump and spill a droplet of her champagne.

    A scratch in their ears tear them apart.

    “You guys know that your comms are still on right?” Tony speaks, a sassy tone dripping on his tongue.

    “Yeah, we can hear everything—“ Sam mumbles.

    “I want to puke—“

    “Make sure it’s not on my Italian loafers, Robin Hood.”

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    Steve just can’t keep his hands off Natasha the whole mission and the whole team is sick of them.

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